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X Factor

Hi, Can anyone help I got a letter this week from the chimpanzee at my local zoo this week asking me if I knew the address for applying to be on next years X-Factor. He told he was an entertainer who...

d3v1ou4

The X Factor Tonight

I cannot believe that chico has got voted through again! i fail to understand how the hell he does it or who the hell votes for him! he is terrible! and has no singing talent whatsoever! I also cant...

BIG DAD

Buying a DVD?

I was in B and Q yesterday and decided to buy a DVD Player, on going to the till i was told i had to fill out a form for the "TV Licencing Authority", this form required my address and telephone...

Ewar Woowar

iacgmooh

Didn't see the end of last night's show, but what happened to Elaine Lordan that she had to be stretchered out of the jungle? Is she okay and will she be going back in?

Paddymanc

favourte film

favourte film?

Vics

To Trickie and Men - re your haircut

Hi Trickie - was intrigued by your question a week or so ago (just seen it now). Did you take the plunge and have your hair cut. I'm also in the Watford area and have exactly the same dilema. ie....

Dreaming

Embarrassing

Anyone done anything really embarrassing that they would like to share?

DJKC

Massage

I would like to learn how to give a massage, i cant find any instructions on the net. I've looked at a couple of books and the ones which would be any good are very expensive. Any thoughts or sites...

Dreaming

Addictive

Anyone else find this site a bit addictive. Or do I just need to get out more?

scarymary

backache !

ive had backache for 2 days now and its not getting any better. Any abers got any good remedies to make me more comfortable. ive been putting nurofen gel on my aching back thanks

figwit

kissing

okay, I am curious about kisses and such. there is french kissing, but I am curious about the other type of kiss. the one that doesnt involve sticking your bloody tongue down the other persons...

indieanna86

Hair Salons

Hi guys, just a quickie, over the last couple of years I've tried out a few good hair salons (the sort that cost a small fortune!) and have noticed that they all seem to think that everyone should...

K99

dog outside

My mother looks after my dog for me during the day whilst I am at work. I don't ask her to, she insists on me bringing him round. The thing is she often puts him out in the garden for long periods of...

Golem

Sparrow's legs

Do sparrow's legs have a blood supply, nerves and bone. If not, what are they made of?

TEE JAY

Cat Weeing on Spare Bed

Our 16 week old kitten keeps weeing on the duvet on our spare bed. She does not do this on our main bed or anywhere else in the house. She has easy access to two litter trays and seems to make a...

Scarlett

Fire!

Last night I nearly set fire to my kitchen by carelessly leaving a tea towel on the ceramic hob which I had just turned off, but was still hot (ie- didn't look hot). It started to smoke just as I...

andyjevs

pictures of the frost

Here's some photos i took yesterday of the park i look after in Brighton. Enjoyhttp://www.uk-aquarist.com/index.php?showtopic=13010

Scarlett

Boring oven cleaning!

Sorry to be dull, but the glass door on the inside of my oven is very dirty and needs cleaning. What product is best to use??!! Thanks

jp1

carnations

can you please help with carnation cuttings. in september i was given some cuttings and they have taken very well, (indoors) but they are growing so leggy they are about 12-14 inches tall ( sorry do...

bertie21

windows

Can you still buy Windowlene, the pink creamy stuff for cleaning windows. I can't seem to find it anywhere. If not, any other suggestions for getting windows clean and not smeared. I've tried...

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