I have seen some very imaginative names on here since joining. I am curious, how did you all choose your names? In my case - i joined at short notice so I didn't have much time to think, but Gail is...
-on a flight to America, all the way across my boyfriend was going "Why don't you get an upgrade, why don't you get an upgrade?"
It took a bit of time, but in the end I got a better boyfriend....
I didn't like him coming to collect us from school though.
It's not that I was ashamed he was a dustman, it's just that you never knew which day he was going to come....
Had an enjoyable evening, Excelsior is very knowledgeable, as are the rest of his team
I had a few moments of inspiration - but as is said 'you either know the answer or not'...
Sometimes I wonder what my grandfather would think of what I do for a living
He spent his whole life in the kebab business and was buried with all his equipment.
Probably turning in his grave...
Showed that the average husband only actually speaks to his wife about thirty-seven minutes each week. I can believe that, I mean just how long does it take to say "Uh-huh" or "Yes dear" or "I'm...
I am going to sign up to a course studying the morphology of a certain edible Mediterranean plant of the cabbage family It shouldn't be too difficult - after all it's not rocket science Oh........wait...
It is tough enough for Excelsior being out of a job at the moment, and having to suffer reject after reject. But now he is going to have to fork out money to have his car sorted. It was in a car park...
- - asks his dad for a telly in his room. He reluctantly agrees. Next day Johnny comes downstairs and asks 'Dad what is love juice?' Dad looks horrified and tells Johnny all about sex. Johnny sits...
- - and sees his friend Darryl slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Darryl what's wrong. "Well," replies Darryl , "you know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an...
