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An Aussie Walks Into A...

...bar in England wearing one flip-flop. The bartender asks, "What happened, did you lose one?" Smiling broadly the Aussie replies " Nah mate, just found one". Q: What is the Australian animal that...

Fanriffic

What's That Noise?

"BEEP" A zebra walking past a self service checkout. The silly stuff always makes me laugh. :)...

gailforce

About My Job

Sometimes I wonder what my grandfather would think of what I do for a living He spent his whole life in the kebab business and was buried with all his equipment. Probably turning in his grave...

slinky.kate

Well 'holidays Over'

what a lovely time we had,it was lovely,done lots of nice things and the highlight of my holiday was going to the isle of wight.the weather couldn't have been better.

Mamyalynne

Night Night Song From Mamya♥

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melv16

Top Tip (2)

Cut out the middle man when buying a curry by pouring it straight down the toilet and wiping your aarse with a sliced chilli.

gy237

Big Brother

Name of a celebrity big brother star (5,5) ?

queenofmean

Colposcopy

The information in the leaflet is a bit vague in my opinion - what can I expect?...

marval

I've Recently

I've recently started work as a mobile mechanic and drive around in a tow truck all day. I don't know why I need a big truck, most of the time I just change the battery or wiggle the Sim card about....

maggiebee

Spoons

Hope this link works - I think it's hilarious. http://biggeekdad.com/2013/11/playing-spoons/...

gailforce

To Improve Myself

I am going to sign up to a course studying the morphology of a certain edible Mediterranean plant of the cabbage family It shouldn't be too difficult - after all it's not rocket science Oh........wait...

Dizmo

I Feel On Top Of The World

Yeah :))))

ronreid

Popular Musicals

1) t.r.h.s. 2) w.w.r.y. 3) f.s.s. 4) t.w.o.o. Thanks for any help

lindapalmara

Smart Ass Answers

SMART ASS ANSWER #6 It was mealtime during an airline flight. 'Would you like dinner?' , the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. 'What are my choices?' John asked. 'Yes or no,' she replied....

mikey4444

Flightradar.com

I have been watching this morning and two flights crossed each other approx. directly overhead of my house, but one going east and the other one going west. One was flying at 36,000 and the other...

jd_1984

It Had to be done.........

Sick to death of cold callers and people ringing me left right and centre trying to advertise their "great deal". I had to keep one of them going today. I wont script the whole conversation...

ToraToraTora

An Einstein Cross......

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2015/03/150305-supernova-lensing-einstein-cross-space/ Not a question just a superb example of gravitaional lensing that I thought regulars here may be...

Bazile

Here Is Something To Cheer You Up.....

....for the weekend https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-FCbW7In1M...

gness

D I Y Mammogram...

...or The Bird Box Blues....take your pick for this week's little mishap.... Aldi had for sale put together yourself cheepie...;-)...bird boxes.... Ooo...I thought....I'll buy one and bling it up...so...

hops

We Love Trivia

hi, what word links back,screen and service. it can go before or after the words given.

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