Extracts from letters written by council tenants: 1. It's the dogs mess that I find hard to swallow. 2. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off. 3. I wish to...
...Today's trip to the nurse went well. She is of the opinion that the 2 are connected as I am clearly worrying myself about it which is making my sugars rise. Normally the ratio for my Insulin to...
Ed Miliband walks into a bank to cash a cheque. “Good morning”, says Ed, “could you please cash this cheque for me?” Cashier: “It would be my pleasure Sir, but could you please show me some...
Tomorrow he is doing a sponsored event. He is going in his MG to Evesham for breakfast, then driving to South Mimms services where some of them have booked a hotel for the evening. Then later on about...
At the start of the year my cat Henry caught my hand right at the base of the thumb. It took a while to heal but now it has but its left a scar and its quite painful I can only describe it as a nervy...
How you all doing this nice Friday :)
I'm a wee bit better today, didn't sleep well and woke up this morning and was bit poorly. So just having a lazy afternoon watching Catfish on MTV...
...to my 95yr old mother who died on Saturday, I decided to cook my pancakes last night in lard... They were delicious. She was from that age group that rendered everything down to a mush and olive...
Who would be your superhero character? I think I'd like to be Poison Ivy, because ... 1. She's a redhead, and I'd like to be a redhead. 2. According to Wiki, she first appeared in 1966, the year I was...
The preschool teacher says, "We're going to do vocabulary today. Who can use the word 'definitely' in a sentence?" Mary raises her hand and exclaims, "Me me me!" The teacher says, "Go ahead, what's...