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Khandro

Barnier Must Go?

I'm not normally a Sun reader but something caught my eye and I took a look, it seems not bad at all. Barnier in the photo, is alluding to the size of something, what do you think it is (polite...
10:15 Thu 01st Mar 201814 answers, last by Garaman 18:51 Thu 01st Mar 2018
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Shaglene

The Big Drum.................

The Salvation Army band was marching down the road. When they came to the 'T' junction at the bottom of the hill the band turned to the left. The man with the big drum went to other way, turning...
15:41 Thu 01st Mar 20186 answers, last by maggiebee 15:40 Sat 03rd Mar 2018
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horselady

Sensible Man

What a refreshing comment from the headmaster who told parents to have fun and play in the snow with their children "making memories that will last longer than any lessons taught in the classroom"...
16:29 Thu 01st Mar 201810 answers, last by gness 12:13 Tue 06th Mar 2018
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Shaglene

Nice Dog...........

The lady said to the boy, "That's a nice dog you have. What do you call it?" The boy, "Anything I like. Its deaf."...
15:43 Thu 01st Mar 201811 answers, last by zabado 20:22 Thu 01st Mar 2018
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10ClarionSt

Child Migrants Abuse Inquiry.

Reports coming from this say that over 4,000 children were affected by deportation just after WW2. The actual figure was much larger than that because the inquiry didn't deal with all the cases of...
14:04 Thu 01st Mar 20188 answers, last by 10ClarionSt 15:16 Sat 03rd Mar 2018
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anotheoldgit

Three Men Have Been Arrested On Suspicion Of Manslaughter, Over The Tragic Leicester Explosion.

https://www.leicestermercury.co.uk/news/leicester-news/leicester-explosion-terror-speculation-tweets-1265172 It has been announced that three men have been arrested on suspicion of manslaughter, over...
12:56 Thu 01st Mar 201832 answers, last by Gromit 19:57 Sun 04th Mar 2018
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Patsy33

The Man

The man who invented the zip fastener was today honoured with a lifetime peerage. He'll now be known as the Lord of the Flies....
12:01 Thu 01st Mar 20185 answers, last by Garaman 13:11 Thu 01st Mar 2018
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Bazile

Another Two - More To Come No Doubt

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-43223175 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-43225248 Maplin and Toys R Us - Gone Under ( Unless They can be rescued )...
12:39 Wed 28th Feb 201861 answers, last by dance2trance 11:59 Sat 03rd Mar 2018
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Patsy33

Brass Instrument

I got a brass instrument for my birthday, but it's still in it's box, I'm not one to blow my own trumpet....
18:47 Wed 28th Feb 20186 answers, last by Shaglene 15:31 Thu 01st Mar 2018
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Chipchopper

Its Just, Crazy On The Roads!!

This morning, I had to overtake a lorry and wave him down. I shouted to him "you're losing your load mate! He wasn't happy and shouted back "I'm gritting, you idiot!!...
09:37 Wed 28th Feb 20187 answers, last by Patsy33 13:24 Wed 28th Feb 2018
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Patsy33

Some People

Some people think there are insects on the Moon, they’re Lunar tics....
19:17 Tue 27th Feb 201811 answers, last by weecalf 22:14 Tue 27th Feb 2018
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murraymints

Smart Meters

Taken yet another call from Scottish Power...we have engineers in .....stop I said , I have told you at least ten times I DON'T WANT ONE ! Getting a bit peed off by their...
14:16 Tue 27th Feb 201846 answers, last by ladybirder 21:54 Tue 27th Feb 2018
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Shaglene

Be Helpful................

This morning at the Tesco check out I was behind an old lady in the queue. Her bill came to £56.83 but when she counted out all of her change she only had just under £10. I thought she was probably...
15:54 Tue 27th Feb 20186 answers, last by Garaman 18:35 Tue 27th Feb 2018
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Voltage

Mind The Ice!

Never mind the ice, I've just slipped on the floor in the local library.. I was in the non-friction section....
17:51 Tue 27th Feb 201812 answers, last by Chipchopper 10:15 Wed 28th Feb 2018
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Barmaid

What's Tingling Your Tastebuds Today?

I've decided to pack up early. Sadly it is freezer roulette for me for tonight. But I am cooking braised steak au poivre, boulangere spuds and a red velvet cake for us for tomorrow (I have a long and...
17:00 Tue 27th Feb 201844 answers, last by DTCwordfan 18:48 Tue 27th Feb 2018
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Gromit

Bloody Cyclists

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf5K4V2lmhs...
17:17 Tue 27th Feb 201834 answers, last by waterboatman 07:14 Wed 28th Feb 2018
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Gromit

Right To Be Forgotten Or Rewriting History.

A case currently in the Courts. A businessman wants google to erase two search engine results that lead to national newspaper reports of his previous criminal convictions. He caims he has served s...
17:02 Tue 27th Feb 201820 answers, last by youngmafbog 09:22 Wed 28th Feb 2018
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Shaglene

The Gorilla..............

A zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the female gorilla became very ornery, and difficult to handle. Upon examination, the zoo veterinarian determined the problem....
15:47 Tue 27th Feb 20184 answers, last by Patsy33 16:22 Tue 27th Feb 2018
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-Talbot-

What Is The Point Of Multiple Delivery Companies?

We only have 1 letterbox...
19:06 Mon 26th Feb 201819 answers, last by Old_Geezer 07:21 Wed 28th Feb 2018
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nailit

School

Looking back, just how useful has schooling been in your life? Apart from the 3 R's did you really learn anything pertinent to your life? I learnt about algebra, chemistry, art, woodwork, metalwork,...
20:01 Mon 26th Feb 201899 answers, last by spathiphyllum 18:06 Tue 27th Feb 2018

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