do any shops I buy or sell video tapes anymore? I've got loads of movies on DVD that i'm clearing out and want to know if anyone would buy them off me or if I should just dump them in a tip...
On the morning that Summer Time ended I stopped by to visit my ageing friend. He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish. I said to him, "You better get your hearing checked - You're...
The sky was dark The moon was high All alone Just her and I Her hair so soft Her eyes so blue I knew just what She wanted to do Her skin so soft Her legs so fine I ran my fingers Down her spine I...
Amazed I can't see any other posts which say he has announced his retirement this afternoon. He has done so much for football over the years and is a lovely family man. Hope it doesn't keep us from...
I put a quest in for jokes earlier, and, somehow, it got put into the Jobs and Education section. I will try again. Do you have any jokes with an obvious punchline? On the lines of the following...
What does everyone think of the news today that fuel bills are to go up another 10% again this autumn? Where are we supposed to get this extra money from?
I go to 5 different supermarkets some give points like nectar which I like the best as I can get them elsewhere as well and they are easy to spend. I get Tesco points and Co-0p divi. Asda and Waitrose...
With the success of the fruity and animal jokes, I thought definition jokes should be next, so if you have any like "Q. What is the definition of a Gobstopper? A. A pregnant smartie!", then please do...