As me and the wife headed off on a romantic holiday we talked about what kinky things we'd like to do to each other. She said, "I've always wanted to be handcuffed." So I planted a kilo of...
She has given me a real fright tonight. We have been out with friends tonight, when we come in she is prostrate against the bars. This usually signifies she wants to come out, I tickle her tummy then...
Was mortified at first! Haha My friend looked totallyyyy stunning!!!! Hard act to follow!!! I like a few of mine..theyre on a slideshow disc so all i can do is get shots of the screen...... And i...
A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes but could never get them to turn red. One day when walking through the allotments, she saw a gentleman who had a plot full of the biggest bright red tomatoes...
1) S I O T , D I A (6.2.3.5, 5 2 7 ) 2) B L T S T T H (6.4.3.6. 4 3 5 ) 3) W T L T H (5.7.4.7.4.) 4) W O G A S T A B S (5.5.5.1.5.5.13.6) 5.) U E FA E (13. 6.5.2.6.) Many thanks for any help....
In the maternity ward of a hospital, new-born girl baby looks over at new-born boy baby and asks, "Are you a girl baby or a boy baby?" The boy baby quickly chirps up, "I'm a boy...
for a long time. farmers market in town - selling farmed produce -- meats, dairy, etc. chap there selling ducklings ro raise - complete with pens, feed and all the accessories. he was shouting...