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Jemisa

My doc says...

Wife say's to husband, 'My Doctor says I have the breasts and skin of an 18 year old' Husband says 'What about your 40 year old @rse?' Wife says ' We didn't mention you'...
15:03 Tue 31st Jul 20125 answers, last by sibton 21:38 Tue 31st Jul 2012
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Sheenamf

Good Morning All

Weather check is dull, damp and looking like more of the same. Yesterday's shopping went well as we were able to get everything in one shop, spent quite a lot tho' Bad news is I didn't entirely stick...
06:13 Tue 31st Jul 201296 answers, last by tonyav 08:50 Tue 31st Jul 2012
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Jemisa

Promises...

A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the table.. Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes,...
22:59 Mon 30th Jul 201212 answers, last by notafish 12:17 Tue 31st Jul 2012
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madiba

The Western Wall

  A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time. So she went to check it out. She went to...
16:50 Mon 30th Jul 20128 answers, last by sibton 19:58 Tue 31st Jul 2012
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postman44

a country the queen has visited

98. sounds to speak of molluscs outer casing thanks
19:21 Mon 30th Jul 20124 answers, last by Georgiesmum 20:26 Mon 30th Jul 2012
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Munden

New Charity Postal Quiz

Quizzes for Charity's Summer Postal Quiz is now available. In aid of The British Heart Foundation and Harefiled Hospital Trust. 130 questions, pictures and puzzles. First prize £100, lots of...
10:32 Mon 30th Jul 20123 answers, last by quizbag 11:29 Mon 30th Jul 2012
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Georgiesmum

In the garden.

60. Avian goes to city for a wash. (4.4.) 65. Quiet northerner's 202 group eat outside (6.3.) 68. Noise from Wimbledon? 88. Going by bike again? Get second class in environmental help. (9.3.) Many...
21:46 Sun 29th Jul 201211 answers, last by Georgiesmum 09:22 Mon 30th Jul 2012
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marval

Batty

Father Moore had a naughty little kitten named Batty who was always up to some mischief. Once, Batty climbed up a small tree in Father Moore's backyard and then refused to come down. Father Moore...
17:50 Sun 29th Jul 20124 answers, last by Jemisa 23:51 Sun 29th Jul 2012
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invisiblelady

Are you glad the Olympics are here?

or would you have preferred it if they were in another country and why?
20:56 Sun 29th Jul 201215 answers, last by pdust 23:01 Sun 29th Jul 2012
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Dais54

Can anyone tell me the page number of the password for the caravan.

I have the paper but can't find the page. Thanks
10:08 Sun 29th Jul 20123 answers, last by boxtops 21:03 Sun 29th Jul 2012
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TWR

N.W.Lancs. UK

Dull, had some rain, out breaks of the UFO.
10:04 Sun 29th Jul 201210 answers, last by tiggerblue10 12:34 Sun 29th Jul 2012
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NoMercy

Middle of summer...

And I have a stinking cold ! Am I the only one?...
06:32 Sun 29th Jul 201257 answers, last by NoMercy 11:28 Sun 29th Jul 2012
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tinkerbell23

What not to eat? Good weekend?

Im hungry for dinner!! However need to avoid a pot belly tomorrow (lol) What should i eat thats still decent!!!! Have you had a nice weekend so far? I drove the furthest ive driven yet with friends to...
20:19 Sat 28th Jul 201218 answers, last by tinkerbell23 00:47 Sun 29th Jul 2012
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Coldicote

Olympic cauldron

Having watched on TV the Olympic flame being carried for many miles and for many weeks, I unfortunately missed the end of it and the lighting of the symbolic ‘cauldron’. Who lit it and...
11:09 Sat 28th Jul 201215 answers, last by carlton23 10:59 Sun 29th Jul 2012
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Mick-Talbot

Right ....back to normality

What you having for breakfast ?
02:17 Sat 28th Jul 201222 answers, last by Georgiesmum 16:41 Sat 28th Jul 2012
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quizzywig

Brilliant Olympic opening ceremony!

How fantastic was that? Mr Q and I thoroughly enjoyed the whole thing with just a couple of things that we personallly didn't enjoy as much. The NHS section went a just a bit too kong, Dizzy Rascal -...
07:00 Sat 28th Jul 201234 answers, last by legal girl 10:01 Mon 30th Jul 2012
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Maxster

Mr Bean Olympic sketch

Does anyone know the name of the actor Mr Bean trips up in the Olympic opening ceremony sketch?
10:19 Sat 28th Jul 20124 answers, last by thomhenry 19:22 Wed 11th Jan 2023
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pastafreak

How Sad...

To see Mohammed Ali....a shadow of the man he once was.
00:25 Sat 28th Jul 201236 answers, last by tonyav 09:43 Sat 28th Jul 2012
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Slogger

Olympics

Am I the only person in the country to be 100% hacked off at hearing the word "OLYMPICS" in just about every sentence uttered by broadcasters - and even people in the street? I may be called...
08:46 Fri 27th Jul 201230 answers, last by craft1948 15:23 Fri 27th Jul 2012
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abstibus

Are you absentminded?

What's the silliest thing you've ever done?
07:40 Fri 27th Jul 201228 answers, last by Duncer 11:41 Fri 27th Jul 2012

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