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magicmick

Love those Scots

A Scotsman and his wife walked passed a swankey new restaurant. His wife said "did you smell that food" "Incredible" Being a kind hearted Scotsman, he thought "what the heck...
23:59 Fri 03rd Aug 201220 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 18:05 Sat 04th Aug 2012
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Jemisa

Church bells...

Church Bells ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to see her 95 year old grandmother and comfort...
23:18 Fri 03rd Aug 201210 answers, last by marval 14:46 Sat 04th Aug 2012
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gness

For LadyJ as promised

When my first husband ran off with the girl from the pea canning factory I had to find work that fitted in with a six year old. Not easy with no qualifications and being slightly ditzy. Then I saw the...
21:20 Fri 03rd Aug 201212 answers, last by Dee Sa 07:54 Sat 04th Aug 2012
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Arti

Rebecca Adlington....

Every time she gets interviewed she makes out that swimming is the hardest sport ever. She seems to be a bit full of herself and I think that spending a while in her company would be rather...
22:19 Fri 03rd Aug 201252 answers, last by Arti 07:11 Sat 04th Aug 2012
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excelsior-1

hmmmmm.

archery at the cricket ground. what next ----- shootings at the cinema?...
17:53 Fri 03rd Aug 201210 answers, last by DaisyNonna 20:31 Fri 03rd Aug 2012
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Georgiesmum

Proverbs

T E I H , T F D (2.3.2.5,2.7.6.) U E F A E (13. 6..5.2.6.) D B I Y C B (5.4.2 3 5 4 ) G A M G F (4.10. 5.4. 7 ) F S L T W ( 5.5.6. 4 .5.) S I O T , D I A (6 2 3 5, 5 2 7 ) Many thanks for any help....
16:30 Fri 03rd Aug 20126 answers, last by Georgiesmum 20:21 Fri 03rd Aug 2012
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dance2trance

What is the Best Foodstuff in the World - Evah?

I think it is grapes. You can eat them and they are grapes, or dry them and they are sultanas or raisins, then you can rot them down and they are wine, boil that up and it is brandy, eat the leaves...
05:36 Thu 02nd Aug 201215 answers, last by Georgiesmum 16:48 Fri 03rd Aug 2012
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Ric.ror

Tea Tonight

I think I am going to go mad and have a half a pizza tonight I may even go madder and have a full one - but then I cannot have a glass of red wine Decisions decisions...
14:41 Fri 03rd Aug 201227 answers, last by thenry 22:14 Fri 03rd Aug 2012
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sandyRoe

When I scoop the €urolottery tonight...

...I shall consider myself only to be the custodian of the money. I'll set up a charitable trust with some of it to ensure that it can continue to do good down the ages. What would you do?...
10:24 Fri 03rd Aug 201224 answers, last by sandyRoe 11:01 Sat 04th Aug 2012
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Dee Sa

our local library

I have opened my e mails today to find one notice from our local library informing me that a certain library book is overdue [ no not that one I only got to chapter four and gave it back !] when I...
07:03 Fri 03rd Aug 201212 answers, last by Sheenamf 22:28 Sat 04th Aug 2012
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sandy16

name that shop

1) tower warder point 2)good market Many thanks in advance...
23:01 Thu 02nd Aug 20126 answers, last by sandy16 23:12 Thu 02nd Aug 2012
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Jemisa

The Move...

A lady just moved to a new house, meets her next door neighbour for a chat over the garden fence. All of a sudden she says, oh Christ here comes my husband. The neighbour says oh look he has brought...
22:39 Wed 01st Aug 20127 answers, last by marval 15:46 Thu 02nd Aug 2012
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Georgiesmum

Proverbs.

C O P T ((8.10. 8.10.) A E H I H C (2.12.4..2.3.6.) L N G M (5.4.4.8.) S F I T S (6.5.2.3.8.) F S L T W (5.5.6.4.5.) U E F A E ( 13.6.5.2.6.) Many thanks for any help....
16:22 Wed 01st Aug 201210 answers, last by Georgiesmum 08:25 Thu 02nd Aug 2012
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Ric.ror

Tea tonight

Ideas welcome
15:42 Wed 01st Aug 201219 answers, last by maggiebee 16:54 Wed 01st Aug 2012
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slinky.kate

fly and wasp killer

sitting here with a can of fly spray ready to zap anything that comes near me,was thinking before all these cans and fancy gadgets came into production what did you use to get rid of flys,i remember...
14:11 Wed 01st Aug 201225 answers, last by jomifl 08:30 Sat 04th Aug 2012
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Georgiesmum

Proverbs.

I L D Y L, M L. (2.4.5.3.6., 4 8. ) D.I.T.M.O.G.F. (9.2.3.6.2.4.7.) L N G M (5.4.4.8.)... T.I.N.F.L.A.O.F. (5.2.2.4.4.2.3.4.) W.A. M.S.D., H T S (4 1 3 4 5, 2 6 5 ) B L T S T T H (6.4.3.6.4.3.5.) Many...
11:37 Wed 01st Aug 20124 answers, last by Georgiesmum 13:01 Wed 01st Aug 2012
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TWR

D.Mirror today.

Do you, would you bye counterfeit clothes, dodgy spirits, Cigs, electrics, the list goes on of what you can bye, & where does it come from?? I've no need to tell you have I!
10:15 Wed 01st Aug 201224 answers, last by EvianBaby 13:20 Wed 01st Aug 2012
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Georgiesmum

Proverbs.

I F A P, I F A P. C O P T S F I T S F S L T W G A Q S M F I L W U Many thanks for any help....
21:59 Tue 31st Jul 20127 answers, last by elliemay1 22:06 Wed 01st Aug 2012
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Jemisa

Your mid-life crisis...

When I was married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Sweetheart, 25 years ago, we had a cheap flat a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV,...
00:02 Tue 31st Jul 20125 answers, last by Georgiesmum 22:08 Tue 31st Jul 2012
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JonnyBoy12

Use this handy tip for good luck all next month, folks

I would like you all to know a little tip my late grandmother taught me for good luck. When you get up in the morning of the first day of the month you say "Rabbits" very loudly. That will...
20:32 Tue 31st Jul 201213 answers, last by Dee Sa 06:12 Wed 01st Aug 2012

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