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Scariest Film Moments

Following on from favourite films moments, what about scariest? i am going to nominate that bit at the end of Invasion of the Bodysnatchers when she sees Donald Sutherland, smiles, and he does the...

jenstar

This could be a potential death-trap!

Whatever happened to Lynn Faulds-Wood?

amoeba

kung fu Eastenders

Why cant they have a character on eastenders who is a kung fu expert?

lizzy

low sperm count

can working in cold temperatures cause low sperm count

sft42

I am thinking of ditching my current OS (windows XP) in favour of Red Hat Linux and getting rid of IE & OE for Netscape (or maybe Opera) and Eudora respectively...What sort of compatibility nightmare...

Mr Blobby

Wales eh?

hahahahahahohohohohohehehehehe heehehe hahaha hahaha 4-0, hahahahahaha heheheeeheehee

slimjim

Alan Pardew

Surely this is wrong. Reading (John Madjeski) deliberately worded his contract so that he couldn't move to a direct competitor (another 1st division club) and possibly even take players/staff with...

PhilD

Earth's Moons

How many moons does the Earth have?

number8

Pop Ups

How do I stop the irritating pop up that appears EVERY time I click on an AB subject or look at answers posted by other users?

Phantaxus

Objecting to planning permission...

I have just been made aware of an application to build a two storey dwelling and double garage behind my property. What grounds might I have to object?, What is going to be most effective? and if I do...

PaulB

Pink Wafers

This question was inspired by the Jaffa Cake Question below. Who remembers those Pink Wafer Biscuits? What were they called? AND they WERE disgusting yeah?

DirtyEgg

oldie but goodie question

cats or dogs people which do you prefer ?? or both?? kitty cats for me, but i dont dislike dogs.

gilf

Indian Resturant

I used to live near a place called Sidcup and there was an Indian resturant there called the Sonaga. It was amazing like nothing I have eaten before or after, I cant even explain how different it was...

shybearuk

Jokes to go with punchlines

So what are the jokes that precede these punchlines? I know a couple, but some of them are a mystery to me, so any chance of giving us the rest?

dfatih

Fluffy hamster fur

I have a hamster which my boyfriend got me last year. We picked him because he looked a bit unusual, with fluffy grey fur and big ears. However, his fur has grown and grown and it is now incredibly...

Travelcard

Punchlines

What's your favourite punchline to a joke? I'll start it of with 'No, I'm Tessa Sanderson'

boognish76

Etailer complaints

Where can I complain about an internet baser retailer? I understand the Which? Web Trader Scheme is no longer in operation - is there a replacement or alternative?

arsenal

Congestion Charging (CC)

Shortly after my friend sold his car he received a letter from CC asking him to pay a penalty for the offence he did not commit. He replied late, after 28 days explaining that he was not the owner of...

Birchy

Inn....and out

What happened to Berni Inns? And in an attempt to dissuade funsters from making an allusion to Berni Inns being a person, and suggesting that 'He was the best opening batsman Yorkshire ever had' etc....

smudge

Monkey boots?

Could anyone out there please tell me where my husband could buy a pair of original Mod 'Monkey Boots'? Mod as in Mods & Rockers not Ministry of Defence, he he! We've looked on the net but all to no...

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