sales rep came into work today,all was going well until she gave me her card. her name was....myrtle turtle! i couldn't stop myself from laughing...she gave me a right telling off an stormed out....
Hi can anyone please help. 21, card game for the French, [ 7 ] 37, Greek princess meets Spice at party, [ 10 ] 16, Chap at party by waterfall, [ 8 ] 14, Wooden fake cut short, [ 9 ] 38, Pal turns...
Now that summer's here lets talk about flip flops What kind do you favour? 1) The ones where the strap goes over your toes? (like mine) 2) The ones where the strap goes between your big toe and the...
OK, I have drunk lots of milk since a kid and have NEVER broked anything (well I did have a suspected fractured toe a year or so back, but they don't even bother diagnosing that nowadays...). Anyway,...
Doc Spock posted his Q an hour ago and nothing since just goes to show that when knobby and legend are off nobody else has much to say.....thats including me I may add. Who wishes they were a fly on...
http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/42676 /Why-Britain-is-so-blighted-by-bad-manners We have always been proud of our manners. In fact we would often say sorry to a person even if it was not our...
Have you tasted faggots, in the Supermarket today had time to browse and came across faggots [in the freezer dept[ in case you get the wrong idea!They were Mr Brains Faggots, what do they taste like...
reading Newsdesk's question got me thinking about Village Vicar ... is he still posting ? .... or was he exposed as a fraud when I haven't been paying enough attention to CB ?
Hello everyone, As the title reads, I was horrified to find a dead fly all mushed and dried up STUCK to a skittle, and to make things worse... it was stuck to a yellow one- my favourites! What would...
I....am....worried....SICK! About everything. Only 4 weeks in and every twinge or little pain I'm convinced its 'going away'. When I sneeze I get like a stabbing pain that feels like its coming from...
this site is getting f********ing pathetic i for one is in favour of banishining this site as im sick to death of the f*****ing bickering that goes on and the slimy green gits that try to spoil it...
fresh magic mushrooms was perfectly legal. I've now heard it's illegal!!! Can it be true? Am I going to have to start paying someone for them, if so who do I pay? Is it the council or the farmer?
Not counting legend who I have spoken to on the phone and I must add he is a very nice guy, I have asked 2 other female people if they would like to meet up and they have turned my down, so are they...