when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper. 'This is the 21st century, old man,' he said. 'We don't waste money on newspapers. Here, you can borrow my i-Pad.' I can tell you, that bloody fly never...
so I thought I should give him some inspirational phrases to prepare him for life. "Forget your past, you can't change it. Forget your future, you can't predict it. Forget your present, you're...
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Can i by a switch where i can connect two desktops to it and a crossover switch for each PCand is this safe for each PC. I have a similar thing for one monitor and two PCs...
"Ya know, when I was 25 and got an erection, I couldn't bend it with both hands.. By the time I was 50, I could bend it about 10 degrees if I tried real hard. By the time I was 60, I could bend...
Hello Our Ferrolli recently fitted boiler(in an upstairs bedroom,makes a filling noise for about 5 mins 3/4 times every night No heating coming on just a noise. Could it be that there is a slight leak...
I have been getting today 'this SAFEZONE Browser page opening at random times I can close it easily but it is annoying Any ways to rid myself of it please.
She was at her wits end trying to control them but they still effed and blinded where ever they went. So she went to her doctor for some advice ,after explaining her problem to the doctor ,he thought...
"Doc, I can't stand it any more," she says. "No-one will look at me, touch me or kiss me. Can you help me at all?" she asks. The doctor replies, "Sure, just lie down over...
and his faithful companion, Dr. Watson, go on holiday in the south of France, camping. On the first night, Holmes nudges Watson in his sleeping bag, and wakes him. "Tell me, Watson, when you look...
. She browses around and spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely, she inadvertently breaks wind. Very embarrassed, she looks around...
He started showing off, talking about his well paid job and expensive sports car. Then he pulled out a photo of his wife and said, "She's beautiful, isn't she?" I said, "If you think...
She was very shy about having to sell condoms to the public. The owner was going on holiday for a couple of days and asked if she would be willing to runthe shop on her own. She had to confide in him...
Hello If i set my DPI to a set number on a photoshop image, will my Epson printer read this instruction and print at that DPI or are settings set within the printer Thx...
Can I get a hub with 3 USB ports and a SWITCH on it then i can connect the External hard drive to the middle port via USB and each of the other ports to each computer via USB . And when using either...
Hello I have one goldfish in my pond which has turned white ,not unusual i suppose but it has a large body but its head has not grown proportionaty and it looks deformed Is it in any discomfort?...