when some scabby old prostitute said to me, "If you give me 20 quid, I'll make you very happy." I immediately pulled out the money from my wallet and said, "Excellent, can I have a...
Pause light flashing, Book says press stop,wait and start again but machine starts a beginning of cycle once more Is the problem something we/she is doing wrong or engineer call out needed M/c is only...
An elderly guy goes to his hairdresser for a haircut and a shave. He said to the barber that his cheeks were sunken and lined he could never shave properly."No problem sir"he says and leans...
Hello I just heard of a site that can tell you who is watching your profie and reading your wall on Facebook. I think if this is true it goes against the privacy that Facebook gives. Anyone know about...
Connect two PCs thro BT Hub. One windows 7 (PC 1) one XP. (PC2)
PC 1 connected to hub by ethernet cable PC2 connected to PC1 also by ethernet cable .
Or is there a better/safer way too do it?...
Driving to work this morning in a good mood,singing along to the radio and it happened again grrr.I hate it when I'm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong.
My missus was doing a crossword and was really struggling so I had a look to see where she'd gone wrong... 1 down was a 5 letter word and the clue was "Eggs on."... Correct answer...
- she was driving.
Just before we got to the restaurant we both realised neither of us had any money on us.
Luckily she can always make a meal out of a three point turn......
. I told her I was looking for cheap flights. "I love you!" she said, then she got all excited, un-zipped my trousers and gave me the most amazing ******** ever...... Which is odd because...
One lazy Sunday morning the wife and I were quiet and thoughtful, sitting around the breakfast table when I said to her, "When I die, sell all my tools and stuff, right away." "Now why...
