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Water Meters

My daughter has recently moved houses and the house has a water meter fitted,can they have it changed back to d/d billing if they tell the water company?
17:45 Wed 05th Oct 201131 answers, last by Memore 22:00 Sun 11th Dec 2011
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What is chalking?

I am in the process of building a small block wall and will paint it with Sandolin Black masonary paint. I says on tin if chalking occurrs treat accordingly. Hence "What is chalking" and can...
14:45 Fri 23rd Sep 20115 answers, last by Groupie 08:42 Sat 24th Sep 2011
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I just got on a bus with a bloke who works for Tesco.

I said, "Come and sit next to me mate." He said, "I offered to take the shopping to your car." I said. "I know you did, my car is on my drive."...
11:34 Wed 14th Sep 20116 answers, last by boxtops 19:11 Wed 14th Sep 2011
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I saw a bloke being completely henpecked by his girlfriend on The Jeremy Kyle Show.

You could really see who wears the tracksuit bottoms in their relationship.
19:48 Mon 12th Sep 20114 answers, last by didoatwork 20:41 Mon 12th Sep 2011
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Solar Panel scheme?

About this 25 year contract scheme to have panels fitted to your roof and sell the not used electricity back to the grid. Am i right in thinking that you sell your roof and if you decide to sell your...
11:15 Fri 02nd Sep 20115 answers, last by Old_Geezer 17:08 Fri 16th Sep 2011
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I went into the Shell gas station this morning and asked the employee for £15 worth of gas.

He farted and gave me a receipt.
21:54 Tue 16th Aug 201155 answers, last by boxtops 21:56 Wed 17th Aug 2011
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Hirse racing yesterday " Nathanial" The King George.

When John Gosden said the horse had to be supplemented £75.000 to run in the King George What did that mean?
11:37 Sun 24th Jul 20118 answers, last by em10 15:37 Sun 24th Jul 2011
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Motor insurance

Hi A freind has bought a new car and was looking for insurance cover online but because her present insurance is being paid monthly she has been told she must pay the monthly payments until it expires...
11:38 Sat 02nd Jul 20113 answers, last by SpikeyBush 00:18 Mon 04th Jul 2011
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Base for slab laying

I am about to lay concrete slabs 900x600x50 (heavy b*gg*rs)and I have whacked the sub base and now want to know how thick a whacked layer of sharp sand i should put knowing the slabs are heavy? PS...
17:47 Sat 18th Jun 20113 answers, last by TonyV 00:10 Sun 19th Jun 2011
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Laugh !! I nearly did.

Was out for a drive today and on the road, i saw a small, dead, baby ghost. Although come to think of it, it might have been a handkerchief....
10:37 Sun 12th Jun 20119 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 15:08 Mon 11th Jul 2011
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How true is this?

My jokes are just like the England team. You dont see them for a while and when you do they're sh1t....
17:36 Wed 08th Jun 2011
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Is this a "Joke"

"FA moves to ban terrace songs aimed at overweight players". Ha! Fat chants....
13:29 Wed 08th Jun 20111 answer, last by China Doll 13:29 Wed 08th Jun 2011
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Well i was concerned !!

I went to the doctors today. I said, "Doctor I've noticed a lump in my throat." He said, "When did you first notice it?" I said, "While watching Bambi."...
18:20 Tue 07th Jun 20119 answers, last by sallabananas 15:11 Wed 08th Jun 2011
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Men

Heard a story about an old man who dies two weeks after his wife. The story goes he died of a broken heart, in reality he didnt know how to feed himself.
12:23 Mon 06th Jun 20119 answers, last by mccfluff 13:44 Mon 06th Jun 2011
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Well i laughed

A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter. Finally arriving...
09:50 Sat 04th Jun 20114 answers, last by boxtops 10:37 Sat 04th Jun 2011
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Well!!

After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a prostate test on the National Health Service, a guy decided to have his next test carried out while visiting San Francisco where the nurses are...
10:28 Sat 21st May 20114 answers, last by wildwood 23:11 Sat 21st May 2011
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NEWS FLASH: Unofficial reports that Pop is dead!

The world's thoughts are with Snap and Crackle at this tough time
12:07 Fri 20th May 201110 answers, last by murraymints 12:28 Fri 20th May 2011
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Information for pet lovers

My Budgie died of Flu.
18:47 Sat 14th May 20113 answers, last by RATTER15 20:15 Sun 15th May 2011
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Goldfish?? not eating

Hello recently my pond was visited by Herons and they ate all my fish, I i got more fish and net covered it. Re-stocked with fish 20 goldfish and 17 black goldfish? I know g/fish start life black but...
18:44 Sat 14th May 20116 answers, last by SpikeyBush 00:58 Sun 05th Jun 2011
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Page position on screen

Hi When i call up a page it appears on my monitor screen with about 5mm of background showing at bottom and 5mm off the screen at the top i.e max and minimise not showing. Is there a way to move it...
08:54 Wed 11th May 20111 answer, last by ChuckFickens 10:16 Wed 11th May 2011

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