The flight attendant said to me, "Sir, can you please put your belt back on". I said, "Why me?" She said, "Because your trousers are down to your knees and your penis is...
She asked him "How would you feel if I told you i used to be a hooker?" The husband replied "I'd be upset but I'd deal with it." "Okay then" She said, "My name was...
A skinhead and his girlfriend were walking down the road when she spotted a beautiful diamond ring in the window. "Wow," she said, "I would sure like to have that!" "No...
I was stood in the chemist and i said to the lady behind the counter. "Do you have anything that will clear up diarrhea?" "We have some Imodium plus, if that's what you mean" She...
Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker. It was just After Eight.They got off at Quality Street. He asked her name, "Polo, I'm the one with the hole" she said with a Wispa. "I'm...
2 lrishmen are hammering floorboards down in a house. Paddy picks up a nail, realises it's upside down and throws it away. He carries on doing this until Murphy says "Why are you throwing them...
After just putting birdfood on our 2 birdtables,we sat with our usual cup of tea to watch the morning charge for the seeds,when to our surprise on one table there were TEN Goldfinches we have never...
