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16p sausages!

ASDA are selling a pack of 8 sausages for 16p, or 2p a sausage. how disgusting is that, these ain't going to be real chunky sausages, these'll be the made from the scraps brushed up from the floor!...

anotheoldgit

You can't preach the bible here, this is a Muslim area

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-102348 3/You-preach-Bible-Muslim-area.html Muslim Police in Muslim areas? Are we losing control of our country? And attempting to convert Muslims to...

brionon

Tories and Tax

So the Tories decided to hide the facts about Smoking and Health because of fear of loss of Tax revenue. Vote Tory,and Die.

Oneeyedvic

Imagine a future........

Where the only inhabitants of England were white people who can trace their ancestry back 500 years. What do you think would happen: a) Everyone gets on well and it is a modern day utopia b) The gang...

sp1814

Alex

Why isn't Alex Ferguson the England manager???

Gromit

So farewell then Russell T Davies...

You have done a magnificent job on four series of Doctor Who. It is now regenerated and your job is done. Well done. "Davies is credited with breathing new life into the show he brought back to...

SHALOM

In which film might you hear the folowing line?

1) The Torrin has been in one scrap after another, but even when we've had men killed, the majority survived and brought the old ship home? and 2) People who are very beautiful make their own laws....

tiggerblue10

Why can't more young offenders be like this?

Seb Green stole a boat off the Dorset coast and ended up having to be rescued by sea rescue team at a cost of ?20k. He was 15 when he did this. He is now 18 and and is doing a sponsored walk around...

helpmetoo

recipe for disaster, northerners and jocks

no surprise in manchester last night, the mc losers were in town forgetting all their inherent troubles by getting p!$$?d (if that was a sport they would at least be champions of something), to make...

stokemaveric

world

IS THE END OF THE WORLD NIGH?.....what with typhoons,hurricanes,earthquakes etc etc im not really religious but i think jimmy jesus and his dad are planning something spectacular for...

SKA

are you my mummy?!

did anyone else notice the dr saying this when he put on the gas mask? and the army man just looked at him like wtf, i was laughing my head off!!

moon blue

Z Cars

Anyone know what the name of the theme tune is? And/or the artist? Thanks

marlasinger

What is the best way to remove a cork

That is accidentally stuck where the sun don't shine? I have tried everything, will it require a visit to A&E? I tried a corkscrew but the pain was unimaginable.

Lisa1983

I need a good war film to watch.

Not a really old one, maybe in the last 15 years or so. Can anyone recommend a good one?

firewatch

did anyone watch the kids are alright??

it was a new game show on Saturday evening with john Barrowman as host. It was alright apart from him, the way he was just put me off of him Dont get me wrong i still respect him and everything as an...

Jillius

Pregnant woman on Jeremy Kyle

Is anyone watching Jeremy Kyle ? That vile disgusting pregnant woman called Chantelle that is pregnant with her 7th kid is making me so angry. What a stinking awful attitude she has. Everytime Jeremy...

brionon

Which Character ?

In TV fiction would you like to have met {for the Pedants-'I know they don't exist'} I rather favour Madame Edith from 'Allo 'Allo.

topogigo

cover versions?

What is your favourite cover version, or possibly which do you think is the most popular cover ever? I would go for "with a little help from my friends" by Joe Cocker for best ever. Poss "Harvest for...

hotfemail

smoochy tracks

can i have some ideas of spine-tingling tracks to listen to late at night - things like teddy pendergrass, love tko gladys knight- help me make it etc. thanks