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People will take anything!!

Had a clear out yesterday of the under stairs cupboard. It was full of rubbish (mainly other peoples) so I decided as no one has tried to claim their crap in the 4 years I've lived here that I was...

shoemad

I have a dilemma- what would you do?

Some weeks ago, I found three twenty pound notes on the floor of a supermarket. I handed them in at customer services and they wrote it down in a book, took my details and said they would let me know...

Smowball

You can choose your friends but.......

you can't choose your family. I've heard that said so often. So you can love somebody because they are a relative/family, but that doesn't mean you have to like them. Do any of you have family that...

RATTER15

Dirty tea cups

Why is it that tea cups that are stained chocolate brown with tannin seems to be acceptable by some? I have witnessed this many times, when I comment on it, they reply "its just tannin" Does...

Homes123

Wealth Tax

I am just wondering how wealthy you would have to be to be subject to William Clegg's proposed wealth tax. I know several people in London who have got very ordinary houses worth £750,000 plus...

islasmum

Money paid out -Racing

If you bet on two runners in different races and go for an each way double, do you get any money back if one horse wins but the other comes nowhere?

BeaverDiva

I don't know....

husband doesn't seem happy at the moment, and i don't really know what to do. I feel like we're not close anymore, and just keep getting on at eachother all the time - the little things that we both...

sir.prize

News Priorities

The Sun front page main headline today, in huge letters Brand Dating Geri That's ok then!...

cupid04

Why is it......

Always a long weekend when you get something wrong with you when you cant get to see a doctor or dentist. Nothing major, I just woke up this morning with a nasty mouth ulcer. I have put some adult...

Maydup

Bet on a team staying up

I want to bet on a team staying up but can't find it anywhere. I can find everything else, eg relogation, winning the league, top 4, 6, 10 places, bottom place, next manager to go etc, etc. Anyone...

stokemaveric

tips for the day....

gordon lord byron..2.00..york shrewd..2.20..newmarket guarantee..2.30..york caravan rolls on..2.50..newmarket scarf..3.25..newmarket camborne..3.40..york...

tinkerbell23

Your AB family

Ma: Gness Da: ? (position to be filled) MIL- towie Sisters: Erin Sherr and Voddy Nonna: Daisynonna Grandpa: ? AB squeeze/OH....hmmmm. Again to be filled X...

Mick-Talbot

Premiership footballer,Prince Harry and Anserbankers

So Harry has a naked party with naked women .......leave him alone, he is young and enjoying himself. Premiership footballer does the same ..... overpaid waste of space scumbag. er .........

pdq1

Why should Asil Nadir get £5m legal aid?

He is obviously still a rich man as he has been living in Mayfair and has an expensive Jag. Should transfer of assets to family members be allowed when a person claiming benefits has to include them?...

sandyRoe

Another idol with feet of clay...

http://www.telegraph....-banned-for-life.html Is there no way to get drug abuse out of this great sport?...

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boxtops

Straw Poll re Prince Harry

OK - what are your views on the Sun publishing the nude Harry photos? He was at a private event, someone's flogged the photos - IMO this was his private life. Vote yes or no - do you think that it's...

joeluke

Water butts

Have inherited a couple of water butts from a neighbour, but one of them leaks as it has a 4" split on its base Is it repairable and if so how?...

Jemisa

The End. No More.

Although this is not a joke I thought I'd put it here for joke fans to see. From now on I am abstaining from contributing any more jokes. I have found of late certain people have spoilt the fun of...

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