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elephant jokes

how can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge............footprints in the butter how can you tell if an elephant is in your fridge...........you cant shut the door how does an elephant hide...

HJT40

What can I get my brother to say thank you

I have not long been moved in to a new house. I am on my own with my daughter and my brother has refitted the kitchen, put the tiles up and allsorts. I would like to buy him a pressie, a personal one,...

bridetobe

Shall I take his surname?

Shall i take my fiance's surname? It's Pratt. Or shall I keep my own which is very nice indeed. I like the idea of changing my name when I get married but really not sure if I can go the rest of my...

shivvy

Normal consistency of cat poo

What is the consistency of normal cat poo? Is it always firm lumps or can it be a mixture of formed lumps and slight runniness? Thanks (and sorry if this has grossed anyone out!)

ecrs2300

teen games

what games can my 13 year old play at her party? they need to be unisex xxx

bimbim

A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant ..

..and order the "Chicken Surprise". The waitress brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot. Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and she briefly sees...

Whickerman

hear that?

A young man moved into a new apartment on his own, and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing a...

Marija

may i suugest

a dating section where like minded individuals can chat and arrange dates if they feel they want to?

Chrisemo1

Theory Tests

Hello, Does anyone know what the percentage mark is to pass your theory test? Thanks

danchip

electricity supply

my partner moved into her house 4 years ago and has been paying ?30/40 per month for electricity, in these 4 years nobody has ever visited to take a meter reading and she has had to ring up with the...

dopeybint

Fab sex or comfy slippers ?

Which is best ? Split up with Mr. Dopey and been having a relationship with a gorgeous bloke,sex superb,but he is'nt available ( very wrong i know ) So now i'm yearning for me ex a little bit...

4getmenot

Txt

What does the last txt you received say?

stephtie

singer

who sang with KLF in the song Justified and Ancient

osprey88

smoking behind the wheel

I've heard that the new version of the highway code warns against smoking while driving, anyone know exactly what it says, and does it mean that it's now illegal?

JonnyBoy12

what's the best dating agency?

Can anyone tell me which the best online dating agency is? According to them there are all the best, biggest and oldest dating agency in the world. Have tried one or two of them, but nearly all the...

JonnyBoy12

fantastic elastic joke

Why couldn't the traveller take his elastic fasteners into the airport? Because they were banned (band)!

velvet lady

this is my first night on here and i love it!

wow! wot a fab site, its really interesting, and no-one can identify you! great for asking silly or emabrrasing questions

pingu97

�88 million- what would u do??

Has anyone else had a go on the Euromillions? Just wondering what every1 would do with ?88 million if they won it. It seems like a ridiculous amount of money n i would have absolutley no idea where to...

unrulyjulie

what happend?

I've sat here tonight and done a few searches on some of the good stuff from answerbank of old! I have laughed let me tell you! lots of banter but no nasty stuff! Just doesn't seem the same here...

Theland

Compared to the BBC

Compared to the BBC message boards, this site is like a breath of fresh air, where discussions are allowed to freely develop and emotions are allowed to to colour the posts. The BBC on the other hand,...

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