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water

According to Oxfam one pound a month can provide enough water for a village in Tanzania . So why do Thames Water charge me 50 pounds a month for my 3 bed semi?

Myriad2112

Just heard Jeremy Beadle has died

I think we should all be grateful for his contribution to entertainment... and give him a big hand.

wildwood

Jack & Jill

Jackand Jill went up the hill to have a little fun. Jill, the dill, forgot her pill, and now they have a son. Jack and Jill Went up the hill And planned to do some kissing. Jack made a pass and...

toby99

Organ Donation

If we do go down the line of comulsary organ donation unless we opt out - How can we ensure that everyone has been provided with the information and correctly understood it to make an informed...

ImAmaliaBede

FWB turning into more?

We've been friends for over a year, and I consider him one of my best friends. After about 6 months, we started sleeping with each other. We've never discussed what it is we are, but now its been...

katejess44

I know that this is possibly the most ridiculous question to ask, and nobody should know better than I do, but I'm struggling to come up with a birthday present for my 42 year old partner and I look...

Zen

Dieting

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old dressed in nothing...

4GS

Smart as a carrot

A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he walked toward the object, only to find a...

cardi88

is it a welsh thing?

when a customer asks me if the weather's going to be nice, i say something like - as long as you dont sing - which brings a look of confusion from some people - is it a welsh thing or a local...

EDDIE51

What is the first joke you can remember from childhood?

For me it was in infant school back around 1957 and it went like this; A French boy goes up to an ice cream van. The ice cream man says 'what do you want ? Ice cream ?' 'Oui oui' says the boy. 'Not on...

curtis21

Funerals

Does anyone have any idea as to what the average cost of a cremation funeral is nowadays. I'm considering insurance.

cameo

slow cooker - chipped??

The lid of my slow cooker has got a small chip in it. This means there is a small gap of about 1cm. Will it still be ok to cook a casserole in it. Will it cook properly?

col craddock

assorted questions

Here are a few rhetorical questions that actually deserve an answer but please dont analyse them too closely. The council snow plough driver........How does he get to work in a morning? Before golf...

medsecslave

Strengths and Weaknesses

My daughter has just been for an interview as a hotel receptionist where they asked her what her strengths and weaknesses were. What do you say for weaknesses? She said she gets stressed (that's the...

cleversod

Why as it got to be a job and a half.

Well we need a new telly, and i did't know it was going to be such a bl**dy night mare, where do you start?? it don't do this , it does this , it has'nt got this, but it has this,this one pours the...

JonnyBoy12

Why no female monarchs early on?

Does anyone know why there were no female rulers of England before Elizabeth 1, who was the daugheter of Henry 8th? Did he change this law himself then?

JonnyBoy12

how can i emigrate to australia?

Does anyone know the best way to emigrate to Australia? I know that there are a number of websites where you can apply online to do this, and do any of you ABers know anyone who has done this? I have...

nickbren

1970 movie name

I am dying to remember the name of this movie?

HOLLYJIP

Lapland

I am travelling to Lapland in December and I have been told to buy an Oil based moisturizer not a water based one. Anyone got any suggestions as I have tried the boots and they couldn't help !

Cockney_si

Car whoppers

What stories have you told inexperienced drivers to give them a wind up? Racing air in the tires that has part helium content? High tensile rubber tires that you can run over 6 inch nails and they...

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