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pastafreak

Day from hell in the madhouse ...( not here-lol )

That was my Friday.....A resident came to the kitchen and when i offerd her a banana,she shouted that she was not a banana-she was a bear...and then proceded to show me one definition of the...
20:38 Fri 04th Apr 200818 answers, last by pastafreak 22:26 Fri 04th Apr 2008
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wiggal

Wahay!

Always like a good, or profitable ending lol! I am poo with money, so when I set up the dd for my car insurance, it bounced, so they re applied and tried again before pay day :( Spoke to them the...
20:49 Fri 04th Apr 200817 answers, last by Invisible 22:01 Fri 04th Apr 2008
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Caribeing

Other peoples shopping!

Do you ever "nosey" at what other people buy? Couldn't help it today, Sainsburys today, a lady in front of me at the checkout had 4 packs Coke large pack of Pot Noodles cakes etc, and there was me...
19:25 Fri 04th Apr 200811 answers, last by amonty1144 07:19 Sun 06th Apr 2008
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Rtaxron

Q for the Ladies!!!!.

Would you be offended if you were whistled at going past a building site or being called Love or Sweetie by the bar staff in a pub? Whats is happening to this Country?
12:28 Fri 04th Apr 200833 answers, last by ludwig 22:53 Sat 05th Apr 2008
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meatismurder

golden retriever or labrador

cant decide which dog to get. Which would be better with children? Any advice would be apprieciated,never had a dog before. Thanks
13:14 Wed 02nd Apr 200836 answers, last by meatismurder 23:22 Fri 04th Apr 2008
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suna

cassette tapes

please could u tell me how long a c90 cassette tape runs for/ time
16:28 Tue 01st Apr 20089 answers, last by markysngc 13:23 Thu 03rd Apr 2008
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legend758

stag night

on a stag night do you think that the stag in question should be stripped bollox naked and handcuffed to a lamppost with a sign sayin gettin married or not ?
21:24 Wed 02nd Apr 200840 answers, last by pastafreak 22:21 Wed 02nd Apr 2008
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DSJ

*** Rating

Can anyone tell me what *** Rating means when it appears next to a posting on this site? Many thanks.
21:07 Wed 02nd Apr 200820 answers, last by DSJ 07:42 Thu 03rd Apr 2008
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angel-cake

Did I really do that?

Just came out the gym in the pouring rain and ran to my car but the stupid key wouldn't unlock. Went to the passenger door and it still wouldnt work. Tried again and again then finally called my...
21:25 Wed 02nd Apr 200818 answers, last by squirtle 12:42 Thu 03rd Apr 2008
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angel-cake

That girl who didn't get hairdressing job.....

I would not get my hair done by someone whose hair I didn't like myself, or whose hair I couldnt see due to it being covered in any type of headgear. Would you? Bushra Noah - Damaged feelings? Get a...
21:20 Tue 01st Apr 200810 answers, last by naomi24 07:33 Thu 03rd Apr 2008
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funnygirl

baked beans Part 2 read below first sorry

Then, shifting to the other cheek, I ripped off three more. The pleasure was indescribable. When eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, I quickly fanned the air a few more...
17:33 Wed 02nd Apr 20083 answers, last by SKA 11:44 Fri 04th Apr 2008
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Louise1234

Tenancy agreements for Under 18s

Hiya. My boyfriend and I have decided to get a place together. I am 17 and he is 19. First question.. Is it true that I can not be on the tenancy agreement as I am under 18? Secondly... If this is...
20:32 Tue 01st Apr 20085 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 20:50 Wed 02nd Apr 2008
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Velvetee

Is my urine supposed to be tinged with red?

Today I made myself a fresh juice drink, consisting of Beetroot, Carrots and Apple. Now, all day, my urine has been reddish in colour. Is this normal, does beetroot stain urine?
20:25 Wed 02nd Apr 200820 answers, last by JohnnyO 18:00 Tue 08th Jul 2008
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Pharlap

Plane crash

The owners of the house that was destroyed by a plane in Kent have issued a statement saying the next time they go on holiday they will definitely remember to turn the landing light off.
15:35 Tue 01st Apr 200818 answers, last by dustypuss 19:16 Wed 02nd Apr 2008
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McRobbo

Is calling someone a "Mars Bar" racisct

My 12 year old son has been charged with racial abuse for calling an asian boy a "Mars Bar" during a football match, which he denies, but is this racist?
19:05 Tue 01st Apr 200888 answers, last by Quinlad 08:16 Sat 05th Apr 2008
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sandrajo

I'm off to the flicks to see "21"

It's the story about six MIT students who were trained to become experts in card counting and subsequently took Vegas casinos for millions in winnings....sounds thrilling eh!! What have you been to...
18:13 Tue 01st Apr 200814 answers, last by sandrajo 23:51 Tue 01st Apr 2008
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Squitty

Limericks - know any good ones?

There was a man called Eugene who created a w@nking machine a piston broke on the seventh stroke and his balls got whipped into cream
20:41 Fri 28th Mar 200818 answers, last by opoknock 06:53 Sat 10th May 2008
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Bee35

Just Friends?

I have been separated for a year. I am not ready to 'date' again yet. Was married nearly 20 years. A friend suggested looking at dating website for fun. (I have not joined any). I was quite shocked to...
21:19 Mon 31st Mar 200815 answers, last by legend758 17:16 Wed 02nd Apr 2008
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Myriad2112

Fart euphemisms

A Pant Stainers Trouser Cough Gravy Pants and my favourite: Anal Audio
21:25 Wed 26th Mar 200815 answers, last by tonyted 23:26 Wed 26th Mar 2008
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wizard66

Top Ten Reasons Why Beer is Better Than Jesus

10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer. 9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex. 8. Beer has never caused a major war. 7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves. 6....
17:27 Tue 25th Mar 20084 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 20:05 Wed 26th Mar 2008

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