Just making sure you lot are still alive and kicking! as I type after a hard day in my garden and thinking about you all, I have decided to try a brandy or 4, so before I get leathered, have a good /...
A dad buys a lie detector robot which slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it at dinner. “Son, where were you today?” Son says “at school dad.” Robot slaps the son “Ok, I watched a...
Can a teaching assistant sign a passport form?
I know a teacher can but have been asked to sign one for a friend who says its ok. but I didnt think so....
My SIL has Down's Syndrome and has had a fall and banged her head against a wall. She has had a stiff neck ever since and had anti inflammatory tablets from the doctor. It happened over a week ago and...
Is anyone else having problems with Ancestry? I can't seem to sign in. Tried once and it timed out and the page won't load at all. I've tried on firefox and chrome....
Today at the co-op I was asked to prove I was over 18 to buy some beers for my SIL for Father's Day. I showed my bus pass. I am 71 for heavens sake, can they not use a bit of common sense?
Ive just read on the internet that Eastenders is to be axed after this year, after running for the last 29 years. Can this really be true? I dont watch it myself but i imagine a lot of people will be...
Mic has had a bad one, if Mics is bad then mine is worse. I know Mic is not himself. Today I had my hair pulled and been punched in the chest. I rang the surgery asking could they give him something...
I see people are using itallics and was wondering how you do it, it's more effective in stressing a particular idea than using caps and conveys more meaning than merely 'shouting'. I know it's html...
A newlywed husband had to go on a business trip, and hated to leave his gorgeous, sexy blonde wife alone. The night before he left, he brought home a vibrator and gave it to her. "What's this for?"...
This lovely guy worked his arse off to buy his Dad his dream car which is a 57 Chevy for his 57th birthday. He promised him he would do this when he wa 8 years old and he kept his promise. His Dad is...
I was impressed to see a fellow ABer being congratulated for achieving 1000 best answers and was further impressed to discover that she has never asked a question! A very generous individual indeed!...
Do they unpark themselves as well? I got really jammed in a parking space between two cars today. It took me ages to get out again. Very stressful all that moving forwards, turning the wheel, moving...