And all I have here is me dog, me beer and a packet of cheese an onion hula hoops and me new nokia e65 (god what a brill phone that is you can even watch tv on it and it is so small to pack all that...
Girly girls are needed to register a pretend team in the AB fantasy footie league, we can show the ab blokes we can kick some serious butt here , go into the footie category in sport, choose your fave...
When the ball is picked on the lotto he tells you how many times the ball has come out and when. How does he get to know the information so quick he cant possible remember all 49 numbers and when they...
Just got back to the reef last night and am i sweating like a sweaty pig?? You bet i am. Its 7pm and 75 degrees here just now. They say it was high 80s noon time and willbe 81 degrees overnight!!!!!...
Just read paper if you can call the Mirror a paper. the beckams in America, Terrorists in prison with smuggled in mobiles and modems to connect to laptops already provided by govt. That Stupid richard...
We are going on a long car journey next week and need to keep a 6yr old and a 3 yr old entertained! Any ideas or suggestions? All help appreciated. Many thanks xx
just watched a bit of Lenny Henry on TV, is it me or is he really that crap. The audience seemed to be mostly black and laughing their socks off at his oh so boring fake west indian accent. He is more...
Mine is, and I have only ever in my life encountered one name like this in my life that is not made up. I used to work for hackney council and there was a bloke there and his name was JOE KING and I...
My friend said to me yesterday that he wanted to be a drugs dealer. The following day he met me in town and i told him i had found a job for him. We walked through town and down a back alley....
So my lady wife and I were chatting over tea and crumpets about the state of the nation, rising interest rates etc, and got to talking about names for lady bits. Now there are dozens, but my question...
Would you describe yourself as a binge drinker? Read the following and then answer honestly... "The World Health Organisation defines binge drinking as the consumption of five units or more of alcohol...
I am alone in the house this evening and I'm having a great time dancing around the living room to some very loud music (Metallica, yes I'm a girl and I can air guitar better than any man). What do...
This was on the news yesterday as it has outraged the victims families. A convicted kiddy fiddler singing about a convicted murderer in a good light. Only in England eh? Also one of the few times one...