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My Grandson

My Grandson and I were playing a couple of days ago. He has such a vivid imagination. I had to pretend to eat a poisoned apple, and pretended to be dying. His character was Superman, so I shouted for...

10ClarionSt

Hypochondriacs Wanted.................

............by the govt, to pretend they have Covid. In the latest initiative, the govt wants everyone to act like they've got Covid. So, how do you pretend you've got a rough, barking cough? How do...

Rondy

At The Lumber Yard

Have you heard about the guys who drove their pickup truck into a lumberyard? One of them walked in the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos." "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?" the clerk...

Hopkirk

Vaccines For Footballers

Burnley manager Sean Dyche wants footballers to be a priority for vaccination.What planet is he on?...

MartinMillar

Can This Be True?

I read on the internet- I think the daily mail! That some older folks in Stockton on tees were refusing to have the original vaccine because it was foreign! Can you believe that, will try and find the...

maggiebee

Late?

An electrician comes home late. Wife: "Wire you insulate?" Electrician: "Watts it to you? I'm ohm aren't I."...

Sunk

Boris Promises To Jab 13 Million People In Six Weeks.

Hope he does. That is 2 million plus a week until mid February. It is Boris’s own goal, no one has told him to do this. I can’t help but think this is over ambitious. I’d love that to happen, but I...

pastafreak

Inside The Senate Siege

Some of these photos are shocking...some show a lack of respect for what the building represents. https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/katebubacz/photos-dc-congress-trump-coup...

Paigntonian

A Lot About The Free Speech Union

on Newsnight tonight. I joined. Maybe fellow ABers might be interested as I'm sure we must all agree with free speech.

HansUrbancka

What Say You. ?

Last month in the Religion section of Answerbank a member claimed that God is Love and that we should return the love. I do Not believe in God but as the following is News, I thought it worthwhile...

Jomlett

First Trip

Yeah!!! First trip booked for 2021... Hopefully off to Iceland in February. If that goes well probably looking at Asda in March and Tesco in April....

Paigntonian

Keir Starmer's Response To Boris Statement At 5Pm

So he appears with a black background and a furled union flag emulating Boris's No.10 conferences. Absolutely pathetic. You don't win by copying the opposition. You can only win by differentiating...

piggynose

Colin Bell Just Passed Away Rip

King of the kippax.

ToraToraTora

Tories Surge In The Polls Following Brexit Deal........

https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/1379532/brexit-news-boris-johnson-eu-trade-deal-general-election-poll-labour-party-keir-starmer looks like Labour will have to wait another half century. What...

Theblip

Did You Go To School With Someone Famous?

They probably weren’t famous when at school, but what were they like then?...

lady-janine

Hermit Or Recluse

I think considering the advice and restrictions we keep being given I should become one or the other. Any one want to join me? Socially distanced of course....

Khandro

Anti-Semitism In The British Press

The Observer (Sunday version of the Guardian) has published the false claim that Palestinians were being denied vaccine by the Israelis;...

ludwigvan

Lockdown.

Can someone please explain to me how Garden Centres can be classed as essential businesses?

wolf63

Bendy Bananas Are Back!!

I didn't realise that they had gone away...