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Ken4155

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nelruth
1) Heavy weight toilet.  (5)  2)Car parked  outside a holiday home (5-5) 3)Opposite of dull off. (5,5) 4)Males together. (10,6 )    
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naomi24
//When a 69-year-old with a weakened prostate parked in a layby to have a "discreet" wee he ended up being handed an £88 fine for "littering". While many might consider urinating in public -... ...
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Smowball
Trying to find where my mum is buried (long story).I know her full name, d.o.b and d.o.d, plus county she lived and died in.  I don't have her full last address or the date of funeral.....every... ...
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johnny.5
Is First blood a Christmas movie ? Is Three days of the condor a Christmas movie ? and  is the Nightmare before Christmas a Christmas movie ?
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slglegal
Suggest me a good and realiable Divorce Lawyer in Delhi
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barry1010
You told me a while back that you pronounce it 'booee'. How do you pronounce buoyant, buoyancy etc?
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Buenchico
Why not give this a go?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-67621036 (Any takers?) ...
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Rondy
The wife told me the cat needed to be chipped. I only had a 9 iron but I still got it well over the shed.

***************** I was on a panel for prospective jury duty. The first lawyer came across... ...
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piggynose
Lock him up and throw away the key!  Rant over!  https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-wales-67616648 ...
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Hymie
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12819583/John-Lennons-words-revealed-time-witness-new-Apple-TV-documentary-night-Beatle-murdered-gunman-Mark-David-Chapman.html   My guess: ‘Is that gun... ...
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Roobaba
I'm a Celebrity hosts Ant and Dec call for 'no more politicians' on show - BBC News 
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-67606402

There has to be a better way.. a politician free... ...
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dustypuss
What! WOULD you like for christmas.  But what are you  probably going to get. 
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Ken4155
Silly Bill have really decided to give everyone a fiver this weekend - must be the season of goodwill to all punters. They have gone EVENS (ought to be 1/500!!!) that there are at least 2 shots on... ...
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barry1010
Apart from doorknobs, I can't remember the last time I twiddled a knob. Not like the old days, fiddling the vertical and horizontal knobs on the TV, searching for radio stations. None of my... ...
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Buenchico
Hi there, everyone!   Have you all finished wrapping the boring socks, the ‘I-wouldn’t-be-seen-dead-wearing-that’ sweaters and the 'far-too-fattening' chocolates yet? If not, get a move on! It’ll... ...
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naomi24
... ever.   You choose.   Watching 'Archie: the man who became Cary Grant' ... and wondered.  
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naomi24
.... and you had to choose one of the following to join you, which would you choose?   Snakes Cockroaches  Big Spiders or Rats?   Yes, I'm watching I'm a Celebrity.  
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nicebloke1
Trim the hairs off my chest, I've just pulled up the half zip on my fleece and trapped a bunch. :>(
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miser
Do you think England should have an official anthem other than the UK 'God Save The King'
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Rondy
My boss said to me: "Why do you come out in a rash when I give you your wages?"
I said: "It's because I'm allergic to peanuts!" ___ Stupid driver next to me is putting on makeup!
I was so shocked I... ...

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