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locust
Why can't people and nations live in peace  , ? No more  , war, and to be able to travel freely , , Can peace be achieved by humans , Let's see what the Bible says ? Romans, 16,20, Matthew, 16 ,...
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mallyh
just spent ages cleaning oven racks ,i had them soaking all night then the scrubbing ugh !!!!!.what jobs do you hate x
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Rondy
I‘m moving to Greece, should I take my Sky dish with me or just smash it on the floor?
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Went to the Dr the other day because I’ve started growing a tail,my feet are forming into trotters,I can’t... ...
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Patsy33
If you have a breakdown in an electric car you can still use the AA.   However if it’s a small electric car you have to use the AAA.
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Rondy
What is a doctor who specializes in Adam's apples called.
A guyneckologist.
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Had a really bad dose of flu, sore throat, total memory loss.
I was hoarse with no name.
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Quizmaster - Where is Santa... ...
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naomi24
Food critic Grace Dent has already taken aim at Nigel Farage so it looks like sparks will... ...
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Ken4155
Because of the 3-day Cheltenham meeting, there is an ITV7 today consisting of 4 races from jumping's HQ (1st leg 1.45) and 3 from Fontwell. Only thing i got right with the nags yesterday was the... ...
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Buenchico
. . . have to love one's favourite discount supermarket in order to buy one of these
https://www.aldi.co.uk/green-aldimania-xmas-onesie/p/828175761081401
or one of these?...
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Khandro
Watching John Higgins tonight ( Champions of Champions snooker. ITV3)                                                                          Oh dear ! He never had much on top but with a shaved... ...
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naomi24
An old lady once told me, 'Naomi, there is nothing to recommend old age'.   Is there?
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Bernie
24a. It directs that communication should be flighty(3,5) p??  ????n 25a.Ordered a horse? Good for nothing type.  (3,3) ??? ??g 12d.Finally come to realise that one can fume, but not get... ...
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10ClarionSt
....just now, driving back from Manchester Airport, I saw a guy running down a street near here and he only had his underpants on. No footwear, nothing else. Looks like it might have all ended in... ...
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ToraToraTora
I'll start us off with the common House Spider... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4bFqW_eu2I   ...
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Ken4155
Cheltenham provides us with 4 of the ITV7 races, today - first leg at 1.45. 3 from Lingfield make up the numbers. Let down for the e.w. yesterday by my last selection, Showman.
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Buenchico
Good evening all!   I thought that I was heading for a big, fat zero on the main quiz this week, as I got the first five answers wrong! However I managed to get the last two right, so that’s just... ...
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xforward
In aid of prisonfellowship.org.uk   7. The fool's vocation (3,7,7) 9. Single attempt (3,4) 19. Sack New York Street (8) 22. A poll trying to be artistic (8) 23. Latin Hell's the answer (11) 24. AB... ...
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MontyMiniman
No32 film: joiners tool, clothing brand.   Thank you.
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Jad1941
Saga November cryptic 2023
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naomi24
ignore this please.  
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Rondy
The handyman I employed was supposed to finish a list of things, but only did numbers 1, 3, 5 and 7. Turns out he only does odd jobs.
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Who else would like to see a puppet show without the... ...

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