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youngmafbog
And dont the Government have things to do, very urgent things ? http://news.sky.com/s...-joins-im-a-celebrity...
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McMouse
What disease did cured ham originally have?
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WILLWONKER
So whos looking forward to the next few weeks leading up to the grand day? well this is what you will be hearing. First off it will be on your local news ther will be a shortage of sprouts, so what?...
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McMouse
While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant and resumed their trip. When leaving, the elderly woman...
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McMouse
A grumpy old man walks into a local First Baptist Church and says to the secretary, “I wanna join this damn church.” The astonished woman replies, “I beg your pardon, sir. I must...
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lady-janine
sarcastic or rude remarks please. (what am i thinking of this is AB). however, managed to peg out the washing this morning and have just got it in, so am feeling good. a bit pained but good. has...
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2sp_
I was in the company of a passing acquaintance yesterday. She is 8 months pregnant and was saying her midwife had advised her to stay away from fireworks as the noise could bring on early labour. Now,...
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optomist
Was it just me or did I hear , on the rolling news channel BBC, the reader refer to the 'arrival of the Prince and Princess of Wales.' yesterday. About time too, I thought, and hope they won't be...
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pastafreak
Another storm is headed towards the US east coast. I finally heard from my brother -they got their power back Sunday night,lost it breifly today (Monday)...and now they are expecting this new storm on...
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Krausse
A musical instrument ? I am a guitarist (sort of) but my guitar just hangs on the wall like an ornament. Please inspire me with your musical genius and by the end of the night we could have an AB...
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redman41
Black Mass (6.66%) from Abbeydale Brewery, Sheffield. A beast of a brew ! Very dark ruby ale with a rich, creamy head. Aromas of dark chocolate, coffee and burnt toast. Full bodied and warming with...
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Kiki-frog
Omigod, omigod, omigod, I'm so excited! My cat Basil is now an internet sensation and is doing the rounds on Facebook as one of George Takei's joke pictures....
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hollie1586
Can they turn your wee a reddish colour? I have had 2 packets in less than 24hrs.
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starone
The madam opened the brothel door in Glasgow, and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties. "May I help you sir?" she asked. The man...
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Captaincrunch
Earlier i've gone to the cupboard under the stairs looking for my toolbox, i opened the cupboard and was immediately buried under an avalanche of what seemed like tonnes of toilet roll so after i dug...
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Iluvspikey
I had rather a meaty chicken carcass left over, and a cold coming on, so I had the idea to make soup. I went into the 'cupboard next to the cooker' where the sandwich maker, George Forman grill, bread...
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marval
Upon entering a little country store, the stranger noticed a sign warning, "Danger! Beware of the dog!" posted on the glass door. Inside, he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the...
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craft1948
Hi Ed The above advert is generating rows of blue pixels across my screen!!...
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Ann
As you know we had a few days away staying in Royal George Hotel, Birdlip, Gloucs. It was an area we had not been to before so really enjoyed it. Went to Batsford arboretum on the way to Birdlip, can...
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andy-hughes
This man has been sevrely criticised for pulling an octopus out of the sea and taking it home to eat. Some people appear to object because the octupus is a speceis known for its intelligence -...

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