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Forgot my glasses

Yesterday, my daughter asked why I didn't do something useful with my time. She suggested I go down to the senior centre and hang out with the guys. I did this and when I got home last night I told...

rockyracoon

12th birthday

It's my daughter's 12th birthday in a couple of weeks and she'll be having about 9 friends round to celebrate, what sort of activities can I lay on for them (that don't cost too much money, she's...

marval

Don't you just love kids.

A mother took her three-year-old daughter to church for the first time. The church lights were lowered, and then the choir came down the aisle, carrying lighted candles. All was quiet until the little...

B00

Ive done the unthinkable

I've run out of cat biscuits, and the shop doesn't open until 9.30. Indi is alternating between, sniffing her food bowl, yowling round the house and glaring at me whilst I try to avoid eye contact. I...

shooty

womans shoes

A womans shoes say a lot about her feelings. For example, if they're behind her ears, She likes you....

excelsior-1

I've been invited to join an austerity protest march ...

... But i said no, i cannot afford it

EcclesCake

Madhar Jaffrey

It is so wonderful to see her back on TV, she has such style and enthusiasm. Her programmes do make me very hungry though........anyone for dhosa?...

Bluestone

Bad skin. Could it be....?

I have recently cut out all dairy products, and all carbs. My skin (on my face) has felt really weird the past few days, like irritated and the odd little tingle. I woke up this morning and have a...

Iluvspikey

I'm offically an aunty now! What are my duties?

My brother's wife gave birth to a boy this morning at 4.43am, he's 7lb 4oz and they are going to call him James William - can't wait to see him!!

albaqwerty

Tinned Ravioli

of a certain brand. I have a yearning. Anyone else got a secret yearning for a tasteless food?...

naomi24

Atheist or Humanist - what's in a name?

A comment from someone that they had no problem with humanists (or words to that effect), and the “Why are atheists so mistrusted (despised?) by those who believe?” thread got me thinking....

Johntorrent

Will you Rate My Drawing?

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albaqwerty

Strange Dream Last Night

Bookbinder was going to Oz for holidays, and the next thing I knew Eccles,Voddie and Minty were posting about having a great manicure in Melbourne. 24 hours without AB does that for you!! Stay...

owdhamer

Not well

Feeling absolutley terrible today,had my last dose of radio,hiccups back.

Skebo32

Do they drink Um Bongo in the Congo?

Or did the Hippo, the Python, the Marmoset and the Parrot lie to me all those years ago? Say it ain't so.....:(

potterfan3

David Miliband coming to my Uni - Should I dress smartly?

Maybe it's a silly question, but David Miliband is coming for a Q&A session at my Uni tomorrow and I'm wondering about the dress code. I would prefer to dress casuallu but I don't wanna appear out...

pastafreak

And They Say She Never Smiles

Not my usual thing-but I found it rather nice and sweet.

sunny-dave

The Blind Cowboy ...

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-female biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waitress : 'Hey, you...

ordbrae

A Jewish tailor and his son went to a wholeseller

A jewish tailor and his son went to a wholeseller to buy cloth.An assistant produced a number of webs of cloth for their inspection.A dozen webs were chosen.The assistant quoted the total price to be...

MASS1961

Sshh but i've kinda missed..........

Desktop tonight.... I've missed my daily dose, I fed up!...

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