would you nice english people like to buy some of our water we have more than enough as we dont wash very often,we could pipe it down from the west of scotland after all you took our oil now you will...
The company personnel department had carefully interviewed thirty-eight people for the job of assistant to the financial director. The chief executive thought that one candidate - Charles - seemed...
My nephew finds it a bit embarassing as people think he is Prince Edward.At a County Showground people gathered round him including security.Perhaps they thought he'd come to open the event,out came...
http://www.dailymail....doption-barriers.html /// One focus would be to end the situation where white children are three times as likely to leave care through adoption as those from ethnic minorities....
So, what predictions for today? France have made an un-enforced change in their half-back pairing as Parra and Trinh-Duc appear to have been deemed too ineffectual against Ireland last week. It's a...
on lets dance - wow. i have never been a fan, but he performed a truly meaningful and fantastic song. the choreography that went with it was also amazing - expressing the song and it's meaning so...
An English professor was reading Canterbury Tales to his class and noticed that one of his students had fallen asleep. The professor was annoyed enough to send the book spinning through the air and...
Whats the difference between jam and marmalade? . . . . . . . . . . you can't marmalade your cock up your wife's a4se. . . . . . I went to a strawberry picking contest the other day. . . A girl with...
and i don't understand why i can't talk to her like normal... it's been a month and all my group mates(girls) talk to me by themselves but she doesn't and when i look at her i feel scared that she...
Did anyone see him last night, swimmming 140 miles along the Thames for Sports Relief. What a fantastic programme. I just dont know how he did 8 days of solid swimming. What a great fundraiser he is....