I read a remarkable letter in the paper this morning about the Chilcot Report. Unbelievable. What do others think? http://www.pressreader.com/uk/daily-mail/20150819/282510067305225/TextView Basically,...
Once upon a time there was a king who wanted to go fishing. He called the royal weather forecaster and enquired as to the weather forecast for the next few hours. The weatherman assured him that there...
A married couple are in bed, 2 o'clock in the morning the phone rings. Blonde wife answers and says into the phone, "how do you expect me to know its 200 miles away!" and slams down the phone. The...
Bert feared his wife Peg wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem. The...
I am plagued with Blanket weed on my pond. A few years ago I had the same problem and I bought some Barley straw bales to put in the pond. This worked but since emptying and cleaning it last year it...
Rude, bone idle and cosseted by the State I haven't actually seen this program get as I tend to watch all episodes together but I have seen the trailers and was horrified. I spent 5 years in Hong Kong...
Apparently it's Racist for Cameron to use the word 'Swarm" when referring to illegal immigrants but OK for the left wing Daily Mirror to use it to describe the 'swarms of Jeremy Corbyn supporters who...
A officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says,'I clocked you at 120 km/h, sir.' The driver says,'Christ, officer I had it on cruise control at 100, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating.'...
I know it's a long shot but has anyone got a copy of last Sunday's Mail and doesn't use the Unique Number on the back page? I was away for the weekend and the local Newsagent had sold out. I haven't't...
Folks generally aren't very creative in choosing names for their dogs. That's why there are so many named Rover and Spot. But, have you heard the plight of the fellow who thought he'd be cute and...
There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've heard colleagues referring to people with Guts or with Balls. However, do they know the difference between them? Here’s the official...