Here are some more ideas for seniors to stay sharp and maintain a healthy level of insanity in their daily lives. 1. At lunch time, sit In your parked car with sunglasses on. Point a hair dryer at...
A couple from a circus go to an adoption agency, but social workers are doubtful about their accommodation. So they produce photos of their 15 metre long caravan, the back half of which is a...
The latest killing of BorIs Nemtsov, a critic of Putin, liberal member of the opposition and critic of Russia's involvement in Ukraine and Crimea (not such a surprise then). This time it was six...
Can anyone help. The button on the iPad has become intermittent. In have to keeps pressing it to get it to work. The IPad is out of warranty. I keep hearing that these gadgets are made so they can't...
Talk about hypocrites! Of course this is something we have known for a long time but has been confirmed by a Global Report. This is the Party who enshrined the Human Rights Bill into our legislation....
Has anyone ever had whooping Ciough or know any adult who has? At the Grand old age of 67 I was diagnosed with it last night although the blood test I had this morning should confirm it. I'm...
A group of American tourists were staring at a painting that had them completely confused. It depicted 3 black men totally naked. Two men had black penises and the third had a pink penis. The curator...
I was livid to read some of the so called 'Manifesto' Written by meddling left wing Bishops. They tried to claim last night on Newsnight that they were just trying to encourage people to vote to...
Ralph, age 80, always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots so he bought a pair and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, "Notice anything different...
The 1st Affair A married man was having an affair With his secretary. One day they went to her place And made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep And woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly...