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Why are people so against the desire to look good

When it comes to cosmetic surgery? a lot of people turn their noses up
14:37 Fri 27th Feb 200932 answers, last by sleepy1j 16:09 Fri 27th Feb 2009
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This was news to me

Statistically, two out of three little pigs will use inferior building materials to construct their houses
13:00 Fri 27th Feb 20093 answers, last by angeldraws 12:40 Thu 05th Mar 2009
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I've been depressed , normally I do a crossword every day but lately I haven't,

Too down
09:55 Fri 27th Feb 200917 answers, last by Mysterons 15:48 Sun 01st Mar 2009
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What a day i've had

I tried to join the Magic Circle, but failed the interview. They kept asking me trick questions.
18:46 Thu 26th Feb 2009
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The mayor of Mexico City has been giving out free Viagra.

. That's going to make it harder for the guys to crawl under the fence now.
16:59 Wed 25th Feb 2009
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Well i think this is funny

Why do French people eat Snails? Because they don't like fast food.
12:59 Wed 25th Feb 20091 answer, last by Zacsmaster 13:09 Wed 25th Feb 2009
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My life

When I look back on it now..... My neck hurts.
12:57 Wed 25th Feb 200927 answers, last by theonlyone 15:37 Wed 25th Feb 2009
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Once a year

I tried to come up with a good joke for pancake day, but they all seemed a bit flat.
20:18 Tue 24th Feb 20095 answers, last by no-knowledge 18:32 Thu 26th Feb 2009
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A Kettle of Fish

Where in heavens name did that saying come from.
15:38 Tue 24th Feb 20094 answers, last by lindylou16 12:53 Wed 25th Feb 2009
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At any given moment.

Fact 1: 40,000,000 people are engaged in sexual intercourse right now. Fact 2: 12,000,000 are kissing. Fact 3: 5,000,000 are relaxing after having sex . Fact 4: 1 lonely ****** is editing the grammar...
09:56 Tue 24th Feb 200911 answers, last by Gormless 18:08 Tue 24th Feb 2009
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First thing this morning,

There was a tap on my door. Funny sense of humour my plumber has.
19:56 Mon 23rd Feb 20094 answers, last by crisgal 18:29 Thu 26th Feb 2009
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My son said to me

I love chinese food, their chips are great.
19:39 Sun 22nd Feb 20091 answer, last by Richard1966 20:15 Sun 22nd Feb 2009
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Reading the papers recently got me thinking.

Is the only way to get on a bandwagon, to jump on.
18:26 Fri 20th Feb 20093 answers, last by tiggerblue10 18:33 Fri 20th Feb 2009
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My brother Mark thought some one was calling him

But it was only a dog with a lisp
15:49 Thu 19th Feb 20098 answers, last by BillySugger 17:28 Sat 21st Feb 2009
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This made me smile

Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
11:54 Thu 19th Feb 20093 answers, last by Mortartube 12:06 Fri 20th Feb 2009
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Fitting a Tap (The Sequel)

Job finally done and not a drip insight, Many thanks to all ABers specially The Builder for his patience and advice. PS Wont be on-line tonight going down the local college ,they want a lecturere in...
12:23 Tue 17th Feb 20091 answer, last by raysparx1 15:00 Tue 17th Feb 2009
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Re fitting a tap from yesterday Builder/raysparks

Hello All set to go got Artic spray , and choccybicciesJust one tiny questionWhen i remove the old 1/2 inch stop valve can i remove the old olive without cutting the pipe. Rising main pipe is about 8...
18:42 Mon 16th Feb 200911 answers, last by The Builder 20:05 Mon 16th Feb 2009
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Fitting a CD changer

I want to fit a Kenwood CD changer into a VW Passat is there any conections i need to buy first to do this.
16:50 Sun 15th Feb 20092 answers, last by lindylou16 19:10 Sun 15th Feb 2009
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Fitting a tap

Hi Is it possible for me to fit a tap to the incoming mains I AM NOT ABLE TO TURN OFF THE MAIN SUPPLY can this be done, if so the incoming is the old 1/2 inch and new is 15mm would this be a problem...
12:58 Sun 15th Feb 200919 answers, last by john91 08:59 Mon 16th Feb 2009
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Difficulty in reading page

Hi How can i increase the font size and it stays that way permenantly not i have to increase the size every time. I am sure there is a way but being a bit of a dummy i don't know how, help please Thnx...
20:04 Sat 14th Feb 20095 answers, last by lindylou16 09:21 Sun 15th Feb 2009

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