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Delicious aromas,My favourite

The smell of vinegar on hot chips.
19:04 Mon 09th Mar 200917 answers, last by carrust 20:31 Mon 09th Mar 2009
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Thought i struck lucky!!

I was clearing out my shed today,and I found an old map of the desert. But it was just an old piece of sand paper
19:23 Sun 08th Mar 20092 answers, last by paraffin 20:05 Sun 08th Mar 2009
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Hello you lot!!

Friday here again,Girls night out! just off for a sh1t, shower and shampoo put on a bit of slap, Nickers in my handbag and off i jollywell go. Hired a stretch limo for the trip into town, Byee
18:52 Fri 06th Mar 20095 answers, last by tonyted 23:05 Fri 06th Mar 2009
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laughter is the best medicine

There were 5 of us waiting to see the Optician and this guy came up to us and gave us an eye queue test.
10:21 Fri 06th Mar 20091 answer, last by chrisrob 11:40 Fri 06th Mar 2009
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Buying a car!!

Hi i got ?5000 to spend on a car Not fussed on make as long as its Red (I am a girl) lol Ideas please
20:21 Thu 05th Mar 200910 answers, last by adrums1999 02:13 Wed 25th Mar 2009
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Even worse but i like them

Did you hear about the man with no left arm who made pancakes? He was a right t-Osser...
20:10 Thu 05th Mar 2009
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Pun for today

The other day someone left a piece of plasticine in my house. I didn't know what to make of it.
20:03 Thu 05th Mar 20093 answers, last by carlton23 22:43 Sat 07th Mar 2009
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Good morning CBers. I must tell you last night i nearly died with embarressment.

Last night my boyfreind and I were up late watching TV when an advert for "male enhancement" came on. He then grabbed his phone and I said "Oh baby, dont buy that, it's OK that you're small." Then he...
11:19 Thu 05th Mar 200919 answers, last by joshuaty2010 13:04 Mon 09th Jul 2012
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The Weather again,snowing down here again today

Same problem roads impassable "No Grit" I rang the Local Council: "We can't clear the roads because we've run out of grit." Hmmm, OK can't send you a cheque for my Council Tax because I've run out of...
18:12 Wed 04th Mar 20095 answers, last by knobby. 18:23 Wed 04th Mar 2009
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What use is an overweight security guard.

I just came back from Asda,where i was by the meat counter when a guy just nicked a joint of beef and the too fat to run security guard shouted 'Oi, what you doing with that?' at him To which he...
17:50 Wed 04th Mar 200918 answers, last by puddicat 19:45 Wed 04th Mar 2009
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I posted about disabilities yesterday, now i hear this !!

Jonathon Ross goes to a speech therapist complaining that he cannot pronounce his R's and T's. The speech therapist replies to him "well you can't say fairer than that."
11:32 Wed 04th Mar 20091 answer, last by hailthechimp 11:33 Wed 04th Mar 2009
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I am doing this evenings crossword and finding it difficult tonight and i am stumped with seven across.

How do you guys solve these puzzles, This is the clue A_C_H_L Sometimes Alcohol is the answer.
19:32 Tue 03rd Mar 20092 answers, last by knobby. 19:39 Tue 03rd Mar 2009
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Most of us have slight disabilities.

I'm colour blind but I don't let it affect my life... ...Last night I went to see 'Joseph and His amazing Brown Coat'.
19:11 Tue 03rd Mar 20099 answers, last by China Doll 19:27 Tue 03rd Mar 2009
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Packages with the correct info on them

I bought some Jamie Oliver sausages from Sainsbury's the other day. On the side of the packaging it said "Prick with a fork".
14:26 Tue 03rd Mar 20094 answers, last by origamimark 16:49 Tue 03rd Mar 2009
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Is nothing safe these days??

just got back to my car,it had a broken quarterglass, some yob has robbed my navigation device. Didnt know A to Z`s were that popular these days..
12:58 Tue 03rd Mar 20093 answers, last by lindylou16 14:07 Tue 03rd Mar 2009
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just stole this from jokes i think its very funny

Murphy's Law: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong. Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage. I posted it there too.
21:02 Mon 02nd Mar 200934 answers, last by weeal 22:15 Mon 02nd Mar 2009
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laugh out loud

Murphy's Law: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong. Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage.
09:30 Mon 02nd Mar 20096 answers, last by mdoo98 10:15 Tue 03rd Mar 2009
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I find some days are very boring but then

I watched a Clint Eastwood film last night. It really made my day.
19:41 Sun 01st Mar 20093 answers, last by legendis.god 22:18 Sun 01st Mar 2009
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Is this funny

A couple is married for 47 years and the woman dies. At the funeral, the pallbearers swing the coffin, which hits a wall. From inside the coffin, the woman yells, "Oh, my God!" They open it up and...
19:21 Fri 27th Feb 20094 answers, last by lesblue 14:19 Tue 03rd Mar 2009
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My wife got a sharp tongue, cutting but funny

We had a family problem recently. Our first child was born with an unusually small penis, so we felt it best to take him to the doctor. The doctor was wonderful, he explained that it is perfectly...
14:42 Fri 27th Feb 20092 answers, last by carlton23 23:51 Sat 28th Feb 2009

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