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Hee Hee

a bloke goes to the butchers and ask for 2kg of vension. the butcher says " that'll be ?75.00 !" The bloke replies " ?75.00 ... thats expensive" the butcher says " well....it is deer !!!"
15:28 Tue 24th Mar 20092 answers, last by lindylou16 19:23 Tue 24th Mar 2009
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Stone dust

Advice please. When laying stone dust.and compacting it, will it get solid enough naturally or should i add something to it before laying slabs on it.
17:52 Sun 22nd Mar 20096 answers, last by nonomaybe 18:24 Tue 24th Mar 2009
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The old ones are--- "Oh never mind"

whats the difference between frank sinatra and walt disney??..Frank sings and walt disney
20:44 Sat 21st Mar 20092 answers, last by puddicat 21:11 Sat 21st Mar 2009
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Ho Ho Ho

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."
20:38 Sat 21st Mar 2009
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How true is this?

I looked at the BMW Highway Code and it only has one page. It says: YOU ALWAYS HAVE RIGHT OF WAY
19:04 Fri 20th Mar 20094 answers, last by Barmaid 19:15 Fri 20th Mar 2009
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Google streets

Hello Where can i find the site in all the papers where google pictures are in the UK cities
18:18 Fri 20th Mar 20094 answers, last by lindylou16 18:25 Fri 20th Mar 2009
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hee hee

There are two cows in a field. Which one is on holiday? The one with the wee calf
17:21 Fri 20th Mar 20098 answers, last by tamborine 09:03 Sat 21st Mar 2009
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Ho Ho Hee Hee

I used to file my nails, but I thought: 'what's the point in keeping them?'
19:22 Thu 19th Mar 20091 answer, last by chrisrob 09:21 Fri 20th Mar 2009
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Come on girls cast your vote.

Great advances in science and technology have given us the answer to so many mysterious questions and allowed us to make many amazing discoveries over the past few centuries. But there is still one...
19:37 Tue 17th Mar 20095 answers, last by cazzz1975 20:21 Tue 17th Mar 2009
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Hee Hee Ha Ha

My wife went to the beauty parlour for a facial mud pack. She looked really nice for a couple of days Then the mud fell off.
19:32 Tue 17th Mar 2009
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Ha Ha Hee Hee

There was a letter on my doormat this morning with the words "do not bend" on it. I thought, well how the hell am I going to pick it up?
19:30 Tue 17th Mar 2009
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My 6 year old son is not so dumb!!

When he came home yesterday he asked to go to McDonalds, I thought here is a chance. I said "We will if you can spell it" He thought for a minute then said " "OK lets go to KFC instead"
13:58 Fri 13th Mar 20096 answers, last by zzxxee 15:39 Fri 13th Mar 2009
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Our supermarket was held up this morning.

Some old woman was paying by cheque.
13:34 Fri 13th Mar 2009
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Speaking of condoms!!!

I recently saw a condom machine in a toilet, which had a "Tested to British Safety Standards" sign on it. Underneath someone had scrawled: "So was the Titanic." Underneath that someone had scrawled...
19:47 Thu 12th Mar 20091 answer, last by squarebear 12:22 Fri 13th Mar 2009
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Pun Day

I went to a German Restaurant the other day. Not a pleasant experience. The starter was saurkraut, and it was bloody awful. But the wurst was yet to come.
18:53 Thu 12th Mar 20092 answers, last by squarebear 12:24 Fri 13th Mar 2009
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Be careful what you eat

All this talk of dangerous, genetically modified, food tasting horrible is nonsense. I mean, just today I had a delicious leg of salmon.
18:34 Thu 12th Mar 20097 answers, last by ummmm 21:19 Thu 12th Mar 2009
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Come on own up if you dare!!

I read in the paper that Peter Mandelson receives two turds a week through the post. What I want to know is, who's sending the other one?
16:15 Tue 10th Mar 20093 answers, last by mccfluff 16:34 Tue 10th Mar 2009
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Is this sort of funny

A woman walks up to reception at a casino in Riyadh. "What can I get you?" said the woman behind the desk. "Burkha and chips please."
10:48 Tue 10th Mar 200911 answers, last by carlton23 23:36 Tue 10th Mar 2009
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What qualifications would i need to become a Market reseacher? Because---

I got stopped by one of them the other day. She said,"Do you mind if I ask you ten short questions"? I said,"Ok,go on then" "Have you ever suffered from a blackout?"she asked. "Don't think so",I...
20:23 Mon 09th Mar 20099 answers, last by BillySugger 21:46 Mon 09th Mar 2009
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I got stopped by one of them market researchers the other day.

She said,"Do you mind if I ask you ten short questions"? I said,"Ok,go on then" "Have you ever suffered from a blackout?"she asked. "Don't think so",I replied. She said,"And finally question ten".
20:17 Mon 09th Mar 20096 answers, last by Mortartube 12:08 Tue 10th Mar 2009

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