When I was a toddler, my parents would always say, "Excuse my French" just after a swear word. I'll never forget the first day at school when my teacher asked if any of us knew any French.
Dai and Ianto are begging at an M4 services,? Each holding a sign. Ianto only brings in 2 to 3 pounds a day. Ianto asks Dai how he can bring home a suitcase full of ?10 notes everyday. Dai says, "Look...
A scouser calls the local paper to place an obituary for his late wife. 'Ive only got a fiver, how many words can i have?' He asks, to which the bloke on the other end replies 'that'll get you three...
A man is in a queue at Tesco and sees this busty blonde staring at him, he can't believe she is staring at him, then she starts waving. "Excuse me do I know you?" he asks. "Yes, I think you are the...
Two women talking.
Do you look at your husbands face when you make love?
I did once and saw anger in his face!
Why anger?
Because he was watching from the window
I phoned my husband this lunch time and said-- "Darling, I've just been thinking of the last time we had sex. It's got me all hot. I want you and I can't wait to rip your clothes off" He said "Who is...
My boss is getting pretty ****** off with me. Whenever I see a Fire Exit I can't help myself, I dash out and then stand by the designated Fire Assembly Point. I suffer from premature evacuation.
