When this bloke asked me if i preffered legs, thighs or breasts, i told him that i had a fondness for shaved fannies. He then told me that this wasnt an option with the KFC Bargin Bucket.......
Paddy goes into superdrug & asks for KY jelly. The assistant says, we haven't got any have you tried Boots? Paddy says, I want to slide in, not march in!!
A Geordie went to his doctor and said, "hey, Doc, I've got a problem with me sh1te ! It smells of chocolate and coconut!" And the Doc replied, "well, it's bounty man!"
A mate of mine told me that he is sh*gging both his girlfriend and her twin, I asked him how he managed to tell them apart... He said "Well her brother's got a moustache."
A dog went? To a telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote: "Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof." The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog, "There are only nine...
There were moans and groans around the breakfast table this morning. But teachers must be in bad moods as well because My son came home from school today and said that because he forgot his kit the...
I visited a castle today and everyone was watching me, So I went over by some rocks and still, everyone was watching me, So I hid behind and obviously fake plant but still, everyone was watching me, I...
