Phil and some friends were sitting at the bar having their beers when someone yelled "21", and there was a small uproar of laughter. A few minutes later someone else yelled "34" and another roar of...
Dai and Ianto are begging at an M4 services,? Each holding a sign. Ianto only brings in 2 to 3 pounds a day. Ianto asks Dai how he can bring home a suitcase full of ?10 notes everyday. Dai says, "Look...
Dai and Ianto are begging at an M4 services,? Each holding a sign. Ianto only brings in 2 to 3 pounds a day. Ianto asks Dai how he can bring home a suitcase full of ?10 notes everyday. Dai says, "Look...
Hello Today while using the water from my outside tap the pipes started vibrating and the water stopped flowing. The house water runs OK. When i turn the outside tap off and then on most times the...
A banana and a vibrator are sat on a bedside table. The banana turns to the vibrator and says "I don't know why you're shaking, she's going to eat me!"
i saw a wizard yesterday and asked him if he could lift a curse that was put upon me years ago. He said he could only do it if i could remember the exact words of the curse. So i replied with the...
I took my pet giraffe down the pub with me the other day to celebrate his birthday. We started drinking and had a great time but ten pints of stella later and we were ruined. We both realised we'd had...