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Hooray!! Life is back to normal

People in Wales are again looking at the sky and pointing.
20:45 Fri 23rd Apr 201011 answers, last by ummmm 21:18 Fri 23rd Apr 2010
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Sorry to be so blunt but

I am going to try a lose some weight with a fruit mainly diet, And my question is "Do bananas make you fart"
16:54 Wed 21st Apr 201015 answers, last by carlton23 22:16 Wed 21st Apr 2010
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Being reported !!

Having had a "joke" recently reported on AB, i wondered what were the guidelines for a joke, is it because The best jokes are dangerous, and dangerous because they are in some way truthful....
09:30 Tue 13th Apr 201023 answers, last by lindylou16 16:55 Tue 13th Apr 2010
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Are you good at maths?

A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one Friday evening that reads: "Dear Wife: I am 54 and by the time you receive this letter I will be at the Grand Hotel with my beautiful and...
15:43 Mon 05th Apr 20103 answers, last by lucca 22:02 Mon 05th Apr 2010
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Just back from ASDA

I've just copied and pasted the barcode on Google's homepage, cut it out and stuck it to a tin of beans in Asda. Should have seen the look on the checkout girl's face when she tried to charge me...
12:15 Thu 01st Apr 20102 answers, last by ummmm 12:16 Thu 01st Apr 2010
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Buying a new Desktop PC

Hello When i buy a PC, can i load my Genuine microsoft Windows on to it if there is no operating system on it or will i have to buy another CD.
19:52 Thu 25th Mar 20103 answers, last by wildwood 02:40 Sat 27th Mar 2010
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Someone stole all the grass from my garden last night

That why i look forlorn
19:05 Mon 22nd Mar 201010 answers, last by Trojanfarce 13:51 Tue 23rd Mar 2010
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Sad tale!!

Our Grandfather-clock stopped never to go again When the old man died.
18:44 Tue 09th Mar 20108 answers, last by April21 19:03 Tue 09th Mar 2010
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Light bulbs

What is the difference in 240v bulb and a 230v bulb both 50watt The both work and look the same brightness too me. Is there a danger
20:48 Thu 04th Mar 20103 answers, last by canalman 11:18 Mon 08th Mar 2010
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It was my birthday today--

And my husband "God bless him" bought me a new belt and bag. The Hoover works fine now...
20:30 Tue 02nd Mar 20105 answers, last by lindylou16 20:38 Tue 02nd Mar 2010
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This really happened 3 minutes ago. Ain't life funny

"I rang up my local swimming baths. I said 'Is that the local swimming baths?' He said 'It depends where you're calling from.'
19:12 Tue 02nd Mar 20107 answers, last by regulo 19:41 Tue 02nd Mar 2010
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No luck on AB shopping.

I am exhausted, all day i have been searching for a baseball cap with the peak on the side,this seems all the fashion now Any help appreciated
19:43 Mon 01st Mar 20101 answer, last by karenmac60 19:50 Mon 01st Mar 2010
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Baseball Cap

I am exhausted, all day i have been searching for a baseball cap with the peak on the side,this seems all the fashion now Any help appreciated
19:41 Mon 01st Mar 20102 answers, last by ummmm 13:02 Wed 10th Mar 2010
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Jogging Pants.

Where can i buy a pair of jogging pants in which i can keep my cigarettes and lighter and not bulging out for all to see.
19:28 Mon 01st Mar 20105 answers, last by ummmm 09:36 Tue 02nd Mar 2010
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Just a thought

Why do the staff in McDonalds all seem to have 'terminal acne'? Rows of people with paper hats and a face full of zits
16:22 Sun 28th Feb 20103 answers, last by beso 12:22 Mon 01st Mar 2010
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Radiators

Is it possible to fit a 1600 radiator where a 1700 radiator was without cutting the existing pipework.
14:21 Fri 26th Feb 20104 answers, last by lindylou16 19:19 Fri 26th Feb 2010
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While sitting at the breakfast table today,

My father said not as a joke "A boiled egg is hard too beat"
21:28 Tue 23rd Feb 20107 answers, last by pericat 08:41 Wed 24th Feb 2010
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Men --Which is the best age to get married

17 or 66
20:45 Tue 23rd Feb 201036 answers, last by China Doll 22:07 Tue 23rd Feb 2010
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Groan --- There i said it for you

. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
20:39 Tue 23rd Feb 20104 answers, last by lindylou16 18:33 Wed 24th Feb 2010
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Strange

A boiled egg is hard to beat.
20:36 Tue 23rd Feb 2010

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