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With Australia having its first female Prime Minister...

My husband wants to knowwould just like to know, how is she going to run the country from the kitchen?
11:08 Fri 25th Jun 20101 answer, last by chiragm984 08:57 Mon 18th Mar 2013
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A little box keeps popping up on the screen.

Double glazing or triple glazing. Is this a windows update.?...
11:03 Fri 25th Jun 20102 answers, last by askyourgran 13:17 Fri 25th Jun 2010
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Funny headline??BBC News: "Police name river Drowning Victim"

Frankly, I like the name 'Thames' better.
13:50 Thu 24th Jun 20104 answers, last by factor30 18:34 Fri 02nd Jul 2010
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In our local hospital the staff are worried about cuts

Well I hope no-one with a broken leg gets admitted, there'll be total panic.
13:45 Thu 24th Jun 20102 answers, last by Matheous-2 00:05 Sat 10th Jul 2010
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Anagram of "Mother in Law"

"WOMAN HITLER"
13:39 Thu 24th Jun 20103 answers, last by boxtops 15:42 Fri 25th Jun 2010
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That constant droning noise on the football is so annoying.

I mean, he was bad enough on The One Show.
12:34 Thu 24th Jun 20106 answers, last by brionon 12:19 Fri 25th Jun 2010
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A guy goes to the doctor and says,

"Doc, your going to have to help me. Every morning I wake up convinced that I wrote Lord of the Rings." The doctor nods and replies, "Don't worry, you've just been Tolkien in your...
12:29 Thu 24th Jun 20105 answers, last by sp1814 14:23 Mon 28th Jun 2010
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I was recently made redundant

I was looking through the employment section of the paper today and saw a vacancy for an acrobat, I thought, perfect, I could do that standing on my head.....
18:40 Wed 23rd Jun 20107 answers, last by boxtops 18:21 Fri 25th Jun 2010
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I thought this myself

If McDonald's made their brown carrier bags green in colour they would blend in with the countryside after they've been thrown out of car windows.
18:35 Wed 23rd Jun 20102 answers, last by askyourgran 19:48 Wed 23rd Jun 2010
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I read this in my local paper today.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE . Worn once by mistake. Call Lindy...
10:47 Wed 23rd Jun 20102 answers, last by Greedyfly 18:52 Thu 24th Jun 2010
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Electronics or Farming??

The vet said to the Irish dairy farmer "I'm sorry, it's bad news. All your cows have Blue Tongue. The farmer replies "Bejaysus....I didn't even know they had mobiles!"
10:41 Wed 23rd Jun 20103 answers, last by wildwood 05:19 Fri 25th Jun 2010
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"This is Irony"

A nieghbour of mine knocked on my door and asked to borrow a book
08:57 Wed 23rd Jun 201012 answers, last by heathfield 17:04 Mon 05th Jul 2010
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Looking at my family tree I see that I

I come from a long line of Conga dancers
08:50 Wed 23rd Jun 20104 answers, last by jno 10:39 Wed 23rd Jun 2010
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I was going down to my allotment today when

a guy threw sodium chloride on me and another covered me in sulphuric acid. It was terrible. I didn't know how to react....
08:45 Wed 23rd Jun 201010 answers, last by modeller 19:01 Wed 23rd Jun 2010
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I read this in my local paper today.

"Stationary shop moves".
08:43 Wed 23rd Jun 20104 answers, last by factor30 18:31 Wed 23rd Jun 2010
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Hmmm!!

I've been thinking of writing a mystery novel.
08:40 Wed 23rd Jun 20102 answers, last by jno 10:09 Wed 23rd Jun 2010
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Ho Ho Ho

A lonely frog, desparate for any form of company, telephoned the Psychic Hotline to find out what his future might be. His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him, "You are going to meet a beautiful...
20:29 Tue 22nd Jun 20102 answers, last by piggynose 21:10 Tue 22nd Jun 2010
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Just back from my singing lessons

My singing instructor is so selfish, it's all "Mi, mi, mi".
19:44 Sat 12th Jun 20107 answers, last by Matheous-2 09:23 Sun 11th Jul 2010
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Well i thought so

Harry was walking his dog one summer evening when he passed his local pub. Outside were a group of morris dancers, after watching for a while he said to his dog 'Spot' "Oooh ar Spot, I wouldn't...
18:50 Sat 12th Jun 20102 answers, last by askyourgran 18:53 Sat 12th Jun 2010
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As i was putting the Hoe back in the shed i thought

I wonder if fat people dream about eating?.... Well,its food for thought...
20:55 Fri 11th Jun 201013 answers, last by mamyalynne 22:59 Sat 12th Jun 2010

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