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Ho Ho Ho

An 80 yr old finds his wife doing a handstand, naked against a wall. Shocked, he asks. 'what are you doing?' she says. ''I know you can't get it up, maybe you can drop it in"...
09:53 Fri 11th Jun 2010
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lWhile hoeing in my allotment today i looked into the field beyond the hedge and

I saw a scarecrow having a w**k . I thought - he's clutching at straws
09:48 Fri 11th Jun 20104 answers, last by lindylou16 10:01 Fri 11th Jun 2010
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is this the right place to post this?

i cheated the railway company the other day. I bought a return ticket and didn't go back.
09:40 Fri 11th Jun 20107 answers, last by spudqueen 17:28 Fri 11th Jun 2010
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I'm surprised the masculinity of more boxers hasn't been called into question,

all they seem to do is fight over a purse
09:59 Thu 10th Jun 20103 answers, last by Priesty 08:27 Fri 11th Jun 2010
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Ambient Temperature Mazda 6

Hi The ambient temp gauge on my Mazda is hit and miss on sometimes and off other times Ideas please if it may be the button switch or the outside senson (wherever that is) and how to check either. thx...
15:15 Wed 09th Jun 20104 answers, last by bednobs 10:40 Thu 10th Jun 2010
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An old Chinese man dies and his family take his body to the funeral parlour. They tell the undertaker that they're so sad coz he always wore his blue suit, but had just thrown it out before he died....
09:53 Wed 09th Jun 20102 answers, last by crisgal 19:02 Sat 12th Jun 2010
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On my way to work.

A dirty old man in a grey trenchcoat flashed at me So i raised my hand to thank him and proceeded to turn out of the junction and safely join the carriageway....
09:49 Wed 09th Jun 20101 answer, last by redman41 09:51 Wed 09th Jun 2010
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Getting our son to eat his dinner!!

Was always a struggle he never had much of an appetite. Yet today he ate a dozen Kinder eggs whole. He's full of surprises!!....
20:19 Tue 08th Jun 20106 answers, last by katieb73 18:52 Sun 27th Jun 2010
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Is it just me or---

Somehow the cosmetics sales lady in Debenhams who looks like the Joker from Batman doesn't inspire confidence.
16:11 Tue 08th Jun 20105 answers, last by smurfchops 17:15 Tue 08th Jun 2010
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For you Newly weds

The secret of my long marriage For quite a number of years now my husband and i have been going out for a meal twice a week every week, He goes out Wednesdays and i go out on Fridays...
16:06 Tue 08th Jun 20106 answers, last by lardhelmet 20:15 Tue 08th Jun 2010
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Doing a bit more hoeing today and i wondered

Why do divers fall backwards into the sea? then it came to me all of a sudden. If they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat. Still it keeps the weeds down....
14:17 Mon 07th Jun 20103 answers, last by katerich48 20:29 Sun 13th Jun 2010
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My girlfriend said she wanted a Brazilian "downstairs."

Pele is now lodging with us.
14:06 Mon 07th Jun 20105 answers, last by piggynose 07:05 Tue 08th Jun 2010
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Does this make sense?

I'm never wrong, and I never have been. I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.
18:51 Sun 06th Jun 20108 answers, last by shivvy 13:33 Mon 07th Jun 2010
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Down the allotment earlier i got to thinking.

How do you best describe a Gardener who finally admits he is actually gay? Would it be "Coming out of the Shed " Funny how the mind wanders when using a Hoe.
14:47 Sun 06th Jun 201010 answers, last by AlBags 20:05 Mon 07th Jun 2010
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My granddad's got a problem with his water works.

. I told him to buy the electric company, then he'd have a set....
14:41 Sun 06th Jun 20105 answers, last by bibblebub 17:01 Sun 06th Jun 2010
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While fiddling about !!

BT asked me to download a ned site as the old one was getting out of date, This i done while BT cleared the old one. Now i have not got a BT icon to get on to BT internet I have to sign in every...
09:31 Sun 06th Jun 20101 answer, last by wildwood 09:28 Mon 07th Jun 2010
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How to measure a shed Yesterday.

Thanks for all the answers I never would have thought there were so many ways too do it Really enjoyed the fun Thanks again PS most missed the pun "that's beside the point"...
09:26 Fri 04th Jun 201010 answers, last by ttfn 12:52 Fri 04th Jun 2010
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My husband is like a cloud "Bless im"

Once he's gone out, you know it's going to be a nice day.
09:12 Fri 04th Jun 20103 answers, last by piggynose 19:36 Fri 04th Jun 2010
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one thing i have learned in life!!

"VOLUNTEERING" doesn't pay
09:08 Fri 04th Jun 20105 answers, last by Hopkirk 19:47 Fri 11th Jun 2010

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