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I popped into the bank to set up a new 'Transvestite Account'.

. They asked me to provide proof of a dress....
13:52 Mon 28th Jun 20101 answer, last by lslowry 13:54 Mon 28th Jun 2010
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Was my Mum having me on?

I was in the car with my mum and my phone rang, I grabbed my bag and zipped it open and all the contents fell out. Including my strawberry flavoured condoms. My mum picked one up and gave me a stern...
13:41 Mon 28th Jun 201010 answers, last by stonekicker 18:58 Wed 30th Jun 2010
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I was driving through Norwich the other day

and was shocked by the lack of scenery. The was only one family tree...
13:37 Mon 28th Jun 20108 answers, last by dothawkes31 19:08 Tue 29th Jun 2010
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I asked me uncle if he saw the match

Unfortunately he missed it, He was too busy refereeing the match.
13:33 Mon 28th Jun 20101 answer, last by Mick-Talbot 13:35 Mon 28th Jun 2010
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How can i deal with this problem?

My husband was absolutely livid yesterday. He said "Well if you dont think im a nosey b*****d why did you write it in your diary?"...
09:36 Sun 27th Jun 20105 answers, last by 4getmenot 19:44 Sun 27th Jun 2010
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I got a leaflet in the mail this morning about a half price sale on everything at Argos.

It explained a great deal.
09:31 Sun 27th Jun 20102 answers, last by cazzz1975 09:35 Sun 27th Jun 2010
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I really must complain about the use of the "English Language!!

BBC News: Luckiest man ever is still alive after being hit by 140 mph train I didn't get hit by a train, but he is luckier than me?...
09:28 Sun 27th Jun 20103 answers, last by Borrheid 00:08 Thu 01st Jul 2010
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After reading through the advice given on "Personal Finance"

I came into this world with nothing, through careful management I've got most of it left....
09:23 Sun 27th Jun 20103 answers, last by abinclane 04:12 Fri 06th May 2011
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Was i wrong??

the bank returned my cheque marked "Insufficient Funds,"I called them up and asked if they meant you or them.
20:26 Sat 26th Jun 20104 answers, last by ask4loan 09:29 Fri 09th Jul 2010
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Weirdest restaurant I've ever been to...

First, I had worms. Then, I had crabs. After that, I had diarrhoea...
19:46 Sat 26th Jun 201010 answers, last by Prudie 20:51 Sat 26th Jun 2010
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This saying was wrong

Have you ever started to eat a horse and then realised that you weren't that hungry after all?
19:38 Sat 26th Jun 20109 answers, last by piggynose 21:25 Mon 28th Jun 2010
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" The interval between birth and death! 6 letters

I was about to write my answer in, but thought life is too short
19:15 Sat 26th Jun 201015 answers, last by bibblebub 19:35 Sat 26th Jun 2010
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Two men in the next allotment were betting on Cabbage White butterflies flying over the allotment,

And i thought hello thats worth a flutter
19:10 Sat 26th Jun 20101 answer, last by hitidar591 18:44 Wed 08th Nov 2023
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Travelling back in time is the future.

How can this be?
19:01 Sat 26th Jun 20103 answers, last by mollykins 19:10 Sat 26th Jun 2010
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I consider myself an artist

I really like circles, but when it comes to squares i draw a line
18:55 Sat 26th Jun 20104 answers, last by McMouse 15:05 Mon 05th Jul 2010
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Just resting after hoeing my allotment,

I was glancing thro the local paper. Now i know quite a lot about the human body but was stumped when i read local woman shot with an air rifle and doctors haven't got the pellet out of her...
18:49 Sat 26th Jun 20101 answer, last by marval 18:51 Sat 26th Jun 2010
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In 2006 Italy and France met in the Final.

. In 2010 they'll meet in the airport...
08:31 Sat 26th Jun 2010
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I tried to cook an octopus last night ...

... after eight hours I gave up ... It just kept on switching the gas off...
11:17 Fri 25th Jun 20102 answers, last by chelle7272 11:20 Fri 25th Jun 2010
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I just bought a mobile phone and i think

Predictive text is for Twits.
11:15 Fri 25th Jun 20108 answers, last by lindylou16 20:17 Fri 25th Jun 2010
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Join me

I have started a pressure group to get ambiguous words removed from the dictionary. We meet biweekly
11:12 Fri 25th Jun 20101 answer, last by stewey 14:15 Fri 25th Jun 2010

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