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My husband

Being a man, he has a natural ability to multitask. In other words, I can f**k several things up at once....
18:50 Tue 02nd Nov 20101 answer, last by EDDIE51 19:00 Tue 02nd Nov 2010
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I Failed

At a recent job interview I was asked if I could give an example of a time I'd multi-tasked. I thought drinking and driving was a really good answer....
18:32 Tue 02nd Nov 20109 answers, last by mike11111 19:38 Tue 02nd Nov 2010
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Saw this today, It made me smile

Sign by a road outside a church: Honk if you love Jesus. Grafitti added below: Text while driving if you wish to meet Him. Laugh i nearly dropped my Hotdog...
20:40 Mon 01st Nov 20102 answers, last by society 20:44 Mon 01st Nov 2010
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MEN ONLY PLEASE

Why are blow up dolls so UGLY
20:17 Sat 30th Oct 201019 answers, last by RATTER15 09:20 Mon 08th Nov 2010
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Getting old ,Not for me

My grandad is like spiderman, he doesn't have any superpowers he just can't get out of the bath.
20:19 Fri 29th Oct 20102 answers, last by lindylou16 20:30 Fri 29th Oct 2010
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Just a thought

Women: save money this Halloween by going out with no make-up on.
15:43 Fri 29th Oct 2010
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Just a thought

Does Lady Gaga just dress normal on Halloween? .
15:40 Fri 29th Oct 20105 answers, last by mike11111 18:13 Fri 29th Oct 2010
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Was this a joke headline in our local paper?

Face painter admits touching up kids.
17:35 Wed 27th Oct 2010
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What song does this come from??

I am sure i heard it in the film "Reservoir Dogs"Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am, auditioning for the circus again....
14:52 Tue 26th Oct 20104 answers, last by chelle7272 14:56 Tue 26th Oct 2010
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Undecided!!

I'm considering becoming a mind reader. What are your thoughts?...
11:53 Tue 26th Oct 201014 answers, last by lindylou16 20:45 Fri 29th Oct 2010
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Insurance claims/heath and safety

So where do you stand on the use of ladders?.
19:16 Mon 25th Oct 20106 answers, last by buildersmate 20:53 Wed 27th Oct 2010
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Down the Pub last night--

A guy done a stand up comedy act dressed as Postman Pat. His material was a bit thin but the delivery was good....
18:33 Mon 25th Oct 20104 answers, last by askyourgran 21:55 Mon 25th Oct 2010
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My Printer.

Hi My Epson printer seems to be using more coloured cartridges than black when nearly all my printing is black and white letters etc. Is this usual Ta...
08:26 Wed 20th Oct 20101 answer, last by Wak 11:04 Wed 20th Oct 2010
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Starters

What's a riot? Three dyslexics. Tip top. Never take advice from dyslexics. Two Dyslexics working in a kitchen. The first says, "Can you smell Gas?" The second replies, "I can't even...
11:17 Mon 18th Oct 20101 answer, last by dnaan 23:27 Tue 19th Oct 2010
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Just smile

I didn't like this beard at first but now it's grown on me .
10:43 Mon 18th Oct 20101 answer, last by Brinjal 05:11 Wed 20th Oct 2010
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Code for Radio.

Hi I think i may have to get myself a new battery for a Mazda 6 shortly, The guy at Halfords tells me i shall need the radio code or else the CD/Radio wont work. How do i go about getting this code as...
08:58 Thu 14th Oct 20109 answers, last by lindylou16 16:29 Thu 14th Oct 2010
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Racist or a joke you decide.

My lad came home from school yesterday and asked, "Dad, am I a Jew or am I a Gypsy?" I asked why he wanted to know. He said, "Because a kid at school is selling a bike for thirty quid....
11:21 Wed 13th Oct 20106 answers, last by lindylou16 11:31 Wed 13th Oct 2010
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R.I.P Norman

I've just been to the reading of Norman Wisdom's Will: 'To Lee Evans, I leave f**k all, the bast**ds stolen it all already.'...
19:29 Mon 11th Oct 20103 answers, last by carlton23 23:15 Fri 05th Nov 2010
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Ho Ho Ho

A man goes to a fancy dress party wearing nothing but a jamjar on his cock. A lady asks "What are you dressed as?" He says a fireman! You break the glass, pull the knob and I'll cum as fast...
19:50 Mon 04th Oct 201014 answers, last by askyourgran 22:42 Thu 07th Oct 2010
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Trouble coming methinks

A gay man goes to the doctor to receive the results of his AIDS test. Dr - I'.m afraid i have good news and some bad news. Gay - I'll take the bad news first please Dr Dr - I'm afraid you've got AIDS...
19:37 Mon 04th Oct 2010

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