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From the Angling Times

An angler caught a lovely mullet while fishing on the Thames today. It must have blown off Peter Stringfellows head....
14:48 Wed 10th Nov 20103 answers, last by Butch 18:20 Wed 10th Nov 2010
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Take my advice:

I don't use it anyway.
14:34 Wed 10th Nov 2010
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Regular naps prevent old age....

.... especially if you take them whilst driving.
15:38 Tue 09th Nov 201010 answers, last by smudge 15:24 Fri 12th Nov 2010
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Welsh again

Welsh news: Innocent people arrested after confusion at Cardiff, Swansea Derby match. I'm not surprised. I'm confused how three teams can play one game?...
21:50 Mon 08th Nov 2010
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Laugh i nearly did

Two Welsh guys were taking their first train trip. They opened their lunch boxes and both took out bananas, which they'd never seen before. The first one eagerly peeled the banana and bit into it just...
21:40 Mon 08th Nov 20108 answers, last by whiskeryron 18:16 Tue 09th Nov 2010
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Working!!

I have a broccoli job at the nursing home. I just carry stools about all day....
20:06 Mon 08th Nov 20109 answers, last by NazNomad 16:46 Tue 09th Nov 2010
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Are Take That going to change their name --

I heard it will be Mayfair.
20:03 Mon 08th Nov 201018 answers, last by pinkilady 02:05 Tue 09th Nov 2010
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If you like eating out--

Something that maybe you didn't know. "Latte" is Latin for: You paid too much for that coffee....
19:44 Mon 08th Nov 20101 answer, last by sprinter53 15:39 Wed 17th Nov 2010
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What do you think?

I have had my idea for a new TV show rejected by ITV. It was to have been called Jeremy Kyle; The Musical. Seems it has been done already under the name of The X Factor.
12:16 Mon 08th Nov 20101 answer, last by NazNomad 12:22 Mon 08th Nov 2010
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The X Factor

I've woke up this morning with a terrible cold and lost all sense of taste ... I think I'm going to dress up to look like Wagner....
10:50 Mon 08th Nov 20101 answer, last by andy-hughes 14:39 Mon 08th Nov 2010
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Racist or not??

I saw a Radical Muslim fall into the harbour this morning. Being a responsible citizen, I informed the emergency services. It's almost 6:00 PM and they still haven't responded! I'm now starting to...
16:33 Sun 07th Nov 20103 answers, last by pixi- 20:17 Sun 07th Nov 2010
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There is no pleasing my wife.

Swapped my wife's bed yesterday for a trampoline, When she jumped into bed last night she hit the roof....
22:06 Sat 06th Nov 2010
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Just a thought.

Is the Isle of Dogs the Isle of Man's best friend? .
23:11 Fri 05th Nov 20104 answers, last by whiskeryron 11:52 Sun 07th Nov 2010
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He is very down any ideas?

He is depressed because he has been having trouble finding a girl friend. Well the final straw was yesterday, he went shopping in Tesco and bought some condoms. When he was at the self service check...
14:02 Fri 05th Nov 201014 answers, last by juandelacruz 10:27 Sat 06th Nov 2010
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Strange but true

Apparently 80% of people who have cosmetic surgery are disappointed by the results. Which is a bit odd, because most of them look pleasantly surprised....
13:44 Fri 05th Nov 2010
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Christmas is coming again

The lead actor in our local drama performance of 'Aladdin' was raped live on stage last night. The crowd did try to warn him....
13:37 Fri 05th Nov 20104 answers, last by boxtops 19:08 Tue 09th Nov 2010
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Does anyone know what a "Clapper" is?

I heard it mentioned today and i thought that rings a bell but i am not sure what it is.
13:28 Fri 05th Nov 20109 answers, last by ladyalex 20:50 Sat 06th Nov 2010
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I was watching frogs have sex in biology today.

It was frogs porn
14:27 Thu 04th Nov 2010
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So true.

The biggest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the terms of use"...
16:18 Wed 03rd Nov 20105 answers, last by Captain Spod 16:24 Tue 16th Nov 2010
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I smiled anyways

I've just been dumped by my girlfriend. She found me creepy because I have a nickname for my penis. Guess now that I'm single again, I'll have to take Matters into my own hands....
16:15 Wed 03rd Nov 20101 answer, last by sallabananas 16:16 Wed 03rd Nov 2010

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