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Nice people to know

My postman is a great bloke, he's right up my street.
12:09 Fri 27th Aug 20102 answers, last by piggynose 14:46 Fri 27th Aug 2010
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Who was that?

I just saw this idiot with bright red hair, going down the road on a unicycle whilst juggling. What a clown!...
19:37 Tue 24th Aug 20101 answer, last by marval 21:37 Tue 24th Aug 2010
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Further to being British.

Being British is about Driving a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then traveling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch...
14:27 Mon 23rd Aug 201020 answers, last by chakka35 15:49 Tue 24th Aug 2010
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I am British are you?

Smuggling sweets into the cinema; almost as British as a cup of tea.
12:22 Sat 21st Aug 201016 answers, last by Mojo-Jo-Jo 19:47 Sun 22nd Aug 2010
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By brother

Sh*gged an aviarist the other day. She was awful. But had great tits....
12:07 Sat 21st Aug 2010
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Yesterday

I've walked past Macdonalds and there's a queue from the managers office, all the way up the high street. ! Then i realised... Its A Level results day....
11:26 Fri 20th Aug 20104 answers, last by zabado 05:59 Sat 21st Aug 2010
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That dam Postman

I have just had two bills through the door - £38 for the Sky and £7.60 for the Sun. As an agoraphobic, I can't help but feel like he is taking the Fosters....
15:57 Sun 15th Aug 2010
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How the mind wanders

Having sex with my husband always reminds me of his career in the Army. It didn't last long till the discharge....
15:53 Sun 15th Aug 20102 answers, last by piggynose 09:25 Mon 16th Aug 2010
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I groaned first

A farmer discovers overnight his sheepdog can talk, so to check it's intelligence, he asks the dog to count his sheep. The dog runs into the field, counts them, and then runs back. 'So,' says the...
18:23 Fri 13th Aug 20107 answers, last by magicmerlin 09:17 Sat 14th Aug 2010
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Wont be long now before the Pantomime season begins.

I just got a the job as a nursery rhyme cow. I'm over the moon....
19:51 Thu 12th Aug 20103 answers, last by piggynose 21:32 Thu 12th Aug 2010
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Who was it said !!

A man should never plant a garden too large for his wife to manage
15:19 Wed 11th Aug 20102 answers, last by woofgang 13:40 Thu 12th Aug 2010
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What is it called?

Those note books that have A,B,C etc on different pages and pages cut to show position.
13:57 Fri 06th Aug 20105 answers, last by lindylou16 17:47 Fri 06th Aug 2010
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Ho Ho Ho

I took my car in for a service yesterday. You should have seen the look on the minister's face....
18:53 Tue 03rd Aug 20101 answer, last by marval 19:40 Tue 03rd Aug 2010
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HD TV

Is it worth spending my hard earned cash on a HD box, or should i wait a while
19:52 Mon 26th Jul 201010 answers, last by oscarina 20:47 Wed 28th Jul 2010
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Keeping a fish tank clean.

I have two fish tanks and i try to keep them clean but it is becoming a time consuming job ( keeping me off AB lol) What i would like to know how do Aquatic shops keep so many tanks in pristine...
12:48 Sat 24th Jul 20108 answers, last by jomifl 20:36 Thu 05th Aug 2010
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How to change my Avatar on AB

Help please That darn sheep gets better looking everyday
20:21 Tue 20th Jul 201014 answers, last by bibblebub 20:54 Tue 20th Jul 2010
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Ladies, Am i glad its all over. Do you feel the same?

Golf. The only time it's acceptable for a man to hold an iron....
20:16 Tue 20th Jul 201015 answers, last by rowanwitch 20:42 Tue 20th Jul 2010
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Just back from Scotland and this really happened, blame the accent!!

I was sitting in a pub up and a man bursts through the door and exclaims "A just had me first bairn! and its a wee lad!" and people well congratulating him and buying him drinks and one...
10:40 Tue 20th Jul 201014 answers, last by schiehallion 17:54 Thu 22nd Jul 2010
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Road distances

Hello I have seen some time a road map of the UK where if you clicked one place and then another ,you were told how far you would have traveled Any help on this please.
18:11 Wed 14th Jul 20102 answers, last by chas2008 06:34 Thu 15th Jul 2010
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I was talking to my freinds about our sex lives

Mary said, "My husband Bob is like a Rolls-Royce smooth and sophisticated." June said, "My Frank is like a porsche fast and powerful." And i said, My Bert is like an old Ford It...
20:40 Sat 10th Jul 20101 answer, last by piggynose 08:47 Sun 11th Jul 2010

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