I was enjoying a nice big cigar last night when the wife said " you look like a film star with that in your mouth" "really?" i said "Yeah!...Lassie having a sh1t"...
My Husband thought i would try and get his body into shape after years of neglect. He ordered and bought a Multi-Gym on the internet, the only problem was that they delivered it one piece at a time....
I was in Tesco this morning and a young chap fainted , the alarm was raised and two first aid chappies ran up to him. While one loosened his clothing the other asked him if he had taken something,...