lindylou16 Member Profile in The AnswerBank

35 in 30 zone

I got caught by camera :( Pay ?60 + 3 points.....or pay ?79.50 for Speed Awareness Wshop & no endorsement. Have 3points already. What would you do?

chrisrob

Car Park

An official stopped me in the hospital car park to tell me "You can't park here. It's badge holders only" "But I have got a bad shoulder!" I replied.

legendis.god

Should i buy extra

Should i buy extra cheap plonk as knobby is quite a guzzzler and i dunno bout the rest of em i will of course have a wee drinky to be socierable well ?

cazxx1

now here is a question

whatever happened to Peter Kay

lindylou16

Good morning CBers. I must tell you last night i nearly died with embarressment.

Last night my boyfreind and I were up late watching TV when an advert for "male enhancement" came on. He then grabbed his phone and I said "Oh baby, dont buy that, it's OK that you're small." Then he...

lindylou16

The Weather again,snowing down here again today

Same problem roads impassable "No Grit" I rang the Local Council: "We can't clear the roads because we've run out of grit." Hmmm, OK can't send you a cheque for my Council Tax because I've run out of...

johnny.5

need to get this off my chest

I was walking through the town this afternoon when I came up to a sign on the pavement saying pavement ahead closed !

lindylou16

What use is an overweight security guard.

I just came back from Asda,where i was by the meat counter when a guy just nicked a joint of beef and the too fat to run security guard shouted 'Oi, what you doing with that?' at him To which he...

tgm1974

Nuisance neighbours

Besides punching the lights out of the guy next door can anyone recommend a more adult appraoch to my dilemna. We moved into our new house 12 months ago. Next door are a family with 3 girls. They have...

legendis.god

Lifes ironies

Youre a cleaner . But cant cleanup your act. Youre a clown. But youre unintentionally funny. Youre like a third ear . Useful possibly. But look uncomfortable and out of place.

hailthechimp

"give us the hunger! GIVE US THE HUNGER!" (burger king ad)

What burger is this advert advertising,it looked to me as if the peppers were in batter?has anyone tasted it,whats it like?

lindylou16

Most of us have slight disabilities.

I'm colour blind but I don't let it affect my life... ...Last night I went to see 'Joseph and His amazing Brown Coat'.

christine847

OMG its snowing.....................

here in Northampton..............anyone else got any?

hailthechimp

Englands housing problem

Ive just seen something on the news about englands "frozen house market" and i was just wondering,was has it being that cold recently that everyones been building igloos?

lindylou16