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noway

computer virus

tomorrow there is ment to be a computer virus let loose from china,is this a april fools joke,and will you be keeping your computer turned off?
14:04 Tue 31st Mar 20096 answers, last by Rollo 15:52 Tue 31st Mar 2009
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pastafreak

Is your High Street dying??

I went into town the other day,and noticed that the local Principles was closed....seems it is another victim of the economic downturn.......and our towncentre is resembling a ghost town in places....
10:44 Tue 31st Mar 200920 answers, last by McMouse 12:56 Tue 31st Mar 2009
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terambulan

rspca

Regular and long TV adverts - how do they afford it?
15:32 Mon 30th Mar 200916 answers, last by craft1948 18:01 Mon 30th Mar 2009
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McMouse

Beware

If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep.
16:04 Mon 30th Mar 20091 answer, last by lindylou16 16:21 Mon 30th Mar 2009
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Steve.5

classic

While we were walking around New Brighton (Wirral) we stumbled on a corner shop. Yes it was run by a you know who. With a sign saying Singsbury`s p----- meself
15:12 Mon 30th Mar 200919 answers, last by randomater 17:27 Mon 30th Mar 2009
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McMouse

Only ABers will know

If I bought a teddy bear for a tenner and called it Mohammad, then sold it for twenty quid, I wonder.............would I have made a prophet?
15:01 Mon 30th Mar 200912 answers, last by legendis.god 16:41 Mon 30th Mar 2009
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DebsyDoo

Job offer

Hello everybody ! Just had a job offer from an agency (I've worked for in the past) Electronics inspection work @ ?8.20 p/h !!! Are we stuck in a time warp or something ? I was on that rate in 1990...
14:38 Mon 30th Mar 200924 answers, last by sleepy1j 19:02 Mon 30th Mar 2009
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McMouse

Another Liverpool Classic

A woman walks into the Liverpool benefits office, trailed by 15 kids... 'WOW,' the social worker exclaims, 'Are they ALL yours? 'Yeah they are all mine,' the flustered mother sighs, having heard that...
11:46 Sat 28th Mar 20095 answers, last by carlton23 10:21 Mon 30th Mar 2009
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no-knowledge

style council this time.

on Corra why do we hear more Paul Weller based songs than any other on Corra Enders?
19:36 Fri 27th Mar 20093 answers, last by hc4361 20:06 Fri 27th Mar 2009
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lindylou16

laugh out loud

A radio station in Ireland held a contest for a trip to Germany.All you had to do is say a word that is not in the dictionary but is used in everyday speak.After a while a man rang up to win. "Hello...
19:25 Fri 27th Mar 20094 answers, last by pjgriffo 00:30 Tue 31st Mar 2009
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McMouse

If Aer Lingus and Nigerian Airways merge

will they be renamed Cooonielingus?
13:57 Fri 27th Mar 20092 answers, last by lindylou16 19:18 Fri 27th Mar 2009
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im-dan.glee

home insurance ?

apparently 25% of uk households dont have any home contents insurance . People are deciding not to take out insurance due to the cost. ANYONE HERE PART OF THE 25% OR THE 75 % ?
19:13 Thu 26th Mar 20094 answers, last by aniani 20:19 Thu 26th Mar 2009
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McMouse

A lunatic escapes

from the bin and goes to a laundry where he rapes one of the workers and then runs away. Headline in paper: Nut Screws Washer & Bolts.
15:27 Wed 25th Mar 20096 answers, last by KingChain 18:44 Wed 25th Mar 2009
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lindylou16

Are you as worried as i am about Google street view?

I've a horrible feeling I'm under surveillance. I've been looking at Google Street View and the same van has been outside my house for days now.
10:16 Wed 25th Mar 200912 answers, last by theonlyone 16:20 Wed 25th Mar 2009
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torgy

keeping fit

I joined a gym in January this year, cost me 200? 3 months now, have not lost an ounce. Ive just found out you have to go.
17:23 Tue 24th Mar 20093 answers, last by smartowl 21:28 Tue 24th Mar 2009
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lindylou16

Hee Hee

a bloke goes to the butchers and ask for 2kg of vension. the butcher says " that'll be ?75.00 !" The bloke replies " ?75.00 ... thats expensive" the butcher says " well....it is deer !!!"
15:28 Tue 24th Mar 20092 answers, last by lindylou16 19:23 Tue 24th Mar 2009
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McMouse

Marmite

or Vegemite?
15:03 Tue 24th Mar 200912 answers, last by Lynsy 17:11 Tue 24th Mar 2009
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richardjhoop

Now that's what I call music.

It is rumoured that Il Divo are about to make a record with Elton John. It's going to be called "Four tenors & a nine bob note."
09:00 Sun 22nd Mar 20092 answers, last by cojones 17:19 Tue 24th Mar 2009
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richardjhoop

Any flavour you like.

A West country man was rumoured to have an apple tree in his orchard that produced fruit of any flavour. The rumour grew to such an extent that one morning, when he opened his back door to retrieve...
09:35 Sun 22nd Mar 20092 answers, last by SexMachine 17:32 Sun 22nd Mar 2009
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chrisrob

Mathematical pun

As the animals left the ark, Noah spoke to each pair in turn: "Go thee forth and multiply!" Two snakes disembarked. "Go thee forth and multiply," they were commanded. "We can't. We're adders." "Sit on...
09:17 Sat 21st Mar 20092 answers, last by lindylou16 20:46 Sat 21st Mar 2009

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