I have actually been in the office of the Speaker of the House of Commons! When Selwyn Lloyd retired as the Speaker, he had a painting of a racehorse in his office which belonged to the Horserace...
Paddy goes into superdrug & asks for KY jelly. The assistant says, we haven't got any have you tried Boots? Paddy says, I want to slide in, not march in!!
There have been only eleven times in history when the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use. They are as follows: 11. "What the @#$% do you mean we are sinking?" Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS...
You know how important exercise is, as we grow older. Here are a few suggestions. I start by standing outside behind the house and, with a five pound potato sack in each hand, extend my arms straight...
The police catch 3 young men in an armed robbery at a bank & they are up before the Beak, who tells them that it is a serious offence & they could well go down for 20 years each. But, as he was...
her husband walks in with a sheep under his arm & says ' you see ? that's the pig I've been f****** ' The wife says 'I think you'll find that's a sheep' Husband says ' I was talking to the sheep! '
There were moans and groans around the breakfast table this morning. But teachers must be in bad moods as well because My son came home from school today and said that because he forgot his kit the...
does anyone know of any websites where i can find unusual accommodation/holidays? am sick of looking at the same package holidays and want something different!
A troop of French Foreign Legionaries were marching through the desert. They had been marching for days, their water supply had run out, and they were on the brink of collapse. And then suddenly, as...
Welll was it ? Is it still??? Or is it just another friday where the shops try and selll you commercialised crap ? Homebase 10% off ??? Well??' So folks whats stirrin out there ????