Three sister potatoes were siting chatting about the future. ''When I grow up, I'm going to marry a King Edwards'', said the first. ''When I grow up, I'm going to marry a Jersey Royal'', said the...
Hello Today while using the water from my outside tap the pipes started vibrating and the water stopped flowing. The house water runs OK. When i turn the outside tap off and then on most times the...
A banana and a vibrator are sat on a bedside table. The banana turns to the vibrator and says "I don't know why you're shaking, she's going to eat me!"
A group of dentists decided to set up a new surgery. Since competition in their area was quite fierce, they wanted their new business to have something unique about it. After much thought, they...
A blonde I know decided to have twelve clones made of herself. When she went to the clinic, she found it was a bleak brick house without any windows. When she asked the Clone Arranger why there were...
After a heavy day's digging at the archaeological site in Norway, the researchers uncovered a priceless statue of the ancient Norse thunder god. It was a wondrous piece of artwork - He had bulging...
The water in our steam iron is green. There is a green residue in the water tank. Any idea what it is - or how to remove it without blowing up the iron? Thanks
I took my pet giraffe down the pub with me the other day to celebrate his birthday. We started drinking and had a great time but ten pints of stella later and we were ruined. We both realised we'd had...
Hi, Wasn't really sure which category to post this Qu. under so i'm posting it here, I have seen three houses now in my village with carrier bags hanging out of first floor windows with the two...
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall so he approaches a uniformed policeman and said, 'I've lost my grandpa!' 'The cop asked, 'What's he like?' The little boy hesitated for a moment and then...
A farmer was sitting in the neighbourhood bar getting drunk. A man came in and asked the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day, getting drunk?" The farmer shook his head and...