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Being reported !!

Having had a "joke" recently reported on AB, i wondered what were the guidelines for a joke, is it because The best jokes are dangerous, and dangerous because they are in some way truthful....
09:30 Tue 13th Apr 201023 answers, last by lindylou16 16:55 Tue 13th Apr 2010
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McMouse

I'll get my coat

A man walks into a restaurant and orders squid. "Mais Certainement sir," says John-Baptiste the smarmy waiter. "Would you laahk to choose your squeed from ze tank over there?"...
16:05 Tue 30th Mar 20109 answers, last by mike11111 22:01 Wed 31st Mar 2010
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funnygirl

In the jewellery shop

A lady walks into Tiffany's. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind. Very...
16:07 Mon 08th Mar 20103 answers, last by lindylou16 21:57 Mon 08th Mar 2010
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lindylou16

It was my birthday today--

And my husband "God bless him" bought me a new belt and bag. The Hoover works fine now...
20:30 Tue 02nd Mar 20105 answers, last by lindylou16 20:38 Tue 02nd Mar 2010
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NoMercy

Famous People In Transport...

Inspector Horse. Steve Tram. Aston Martin Bashir......
18:10 Tue 02nd Mar 2010322 answers, last by lardhelmet 16:46 Wed 03rd Mar 2010
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Hazlinny

Local quiz - Capital Cities.

Can anyone help, please, with this clue? Over the top for the crows. (No number of letter stated)
19:04 Tue 02nd Mar 20104 answers, last by quinie 20:18 Tue 02nd Mar 2010
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mollykins

keeping hair curly

i don't like having showers, so have a bath most nights, but it means that my hair has to be brushed again in the morning, getting rid of any curls and making it frizzy, or tieing it up and having it...
19:30 Mon 01st Mar 201010 answers, last by ayabrea38 00:39 Tue 02nd Mar 2010
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Justincider

Dodgy stomach after kebab.

I had a kebab on the way home from the pub the other night. I woke up in the night and vomited. The next day I went to the shop and complained. he said it wasn't the kebab. The only other thing I...
19:28 Mon 01st Mar 20108 answers, last by bushbaby_de 15:59 Wed 03rd Mar 2010
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lindylou16

Jogging Pants.

Where can i buy a pair of jogging pants in which i can keep my cigarettes and lighter and not bulging out for all to see.
19:28 Mon 01st Mar 20105 answers, last by ummmm 09:36 Tue 02nd Mar 2010
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lindylou16

Radiators

Is it possible to fit a 1600 radiator where a 1700 radiator was without cutting the existing pipework.
14:21 Fri 26th Feb 20104 answers, last by lindylou16 19:19 Fri 26th Feb 2010
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lindylou16

Groan --- There i said it for you

. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
20:39 Tue 23rd Feb 20104 answers, last by lindylou16 18:33 Wed 24th Feb 2010
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lindylou16

Men --Which is the best age to get married

17 or 66
20:45 Tue 23rd Feb 201036 answers, last by China Doll 22:07 Tue 23rd Feb 2010
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Steve.5

Pub Quiz guys, are you up for it

my pub quiz is over in the quiz section
19:31 Tue 23rd Feb 201010 answers, last by lardhelmet 22:22 Tue 23rd Feb 2010
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gina32

nurse jackie??

was it on last night cos my sky+ didnt pick it up if it was. thanks
09:48 Tue 16th Feb 20103 answers, last by gina32 13:22 Wed 17th Feb 2010
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dothawkes31

peter kay drew the short straw this year

but he's giving it his best shot, hope that gallagher lout didn;t blind anyone when he chucked his statue into the crowd.
20:28 Tue 16th Feb 20106 answers, last by lankeela 22:00 Tue 16th Feb 2010
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humpy07

Brit Awards 2010 - Worst Ever?

Does anyone else think that this is the worst Brits ever? Peter Kaye has once again forgotten his sense of humour, and the whole structure of the show is rubbish! Best bit... Peter Kaye talking about...
20:44 Tue 16th Feb 201080 answers, last by Booldawg 12:51 Wed 17th Feb 2010
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shero101

Toyota

I picked up my new Toyota Prius today. Chat later. Can't stop..............
22:13 Wed 10th Feb 20105 answers, last by andy-hughes 22:36 Thu 11th Feb 2010
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masma

Faulty boiler

We have a Ravenheat combi boiler that keeps going out, it also goes from hot to cold at the taps and shower. It's about 4 years old. We've had it looked at many times and it's cost us a small fortune....
23:15 Tue 02nd Feb 201013 answers, last by gucciman 19:46 Fri 12th Feb 2010
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swansgal

Man having operation

A surgeon was operating on a man when he slips and accidentally cuts off the mans b@lls. He quickly inserts two onions and sews his scrotum back up. One month later the man goes back for a check up....
23:08 Wed 27th Jan 20102 answers, last by Seafarer1966 14:31 Thu 28th Jan 2010
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lindylou16

That cucumber building

That they are always showing glimpses of on TV programs, Please tell me what is inside that building
19:52 Mon 25th Jan 20109 answers, last by Mustardmit 20:20 Mon 25th Jan 2010

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