The Ferrari Formula 1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday. The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the UK Government's Youth Opportunity Scheme and employ people from...
Snow White received a camera as a gift. She happily took pictures of the Dwarfs and their surroundings. When she finished her first batch she took the film to be developed. After a week or so she...
Little Melissa comes home from school and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. 'Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint, and we're Jewish,' she asks, 'Will...
THE NEW PASSWORD A woman was helping her husband set up his new computer, and at the appropriate time in the process, told him he would now need to enter a password. Something he would use to log-on....
Wont ever play for Scotland again and Ferguson has been stripped of his captaincy at Rangers plus his future there is undecided. Haha -McGregor was so smug when he gave the 2 fingers (subtley he...
A new pastor was visiting the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious someone was at home but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. He took out a card and wrote,...
... according to Elvis. And in my opinion as a laydee gardener, you just cannot beat David Austin for roses. I have a very pretty Albertine and a wonderful Fair Bianca. They are truly orgasmic.
dont think this an april's fool thing - I know this is all about finance ministers coming from around the world to discuss world economy - what do the protesters want.